it’s simple arithmetic, mitt

(NOTE: there will be no “d-bag of the week” post today … the mittwit already won it)

and the hits just keep on coming …
which is good … if you’re elton john …
i mean, he could use a few … it’s been a while …
for mitt romney … not so much …
the guys taking more hits lately than a punch drunk fighter way past the end of his career …
he’s even starting to talk like a boxer who’s taken way too many shots to the noggin …
for god’s sakes, mike tyson makes more sense than mittens these days …
and he gives a way better interview …

between the olympics, his trip to israel, pissing off the palestinians, trying to restart the cold war with russia, attacking china (who by the way is one of the united state’s biggest trading partners AND lenders), completely pissing off women, latinos, students, seniors, gay, lesbian and transgendered people and their families, black, brown AND a good chunk of white people (who don’t appreciate “dog whistle” politics), the poor and middle class, unions, muslims, jews, anyone who’s against another war, environmentalists, the naacp, the uaw, ascme, the uninsured, the recently (under obamacare) insured, teachers, peta and pet owners everywhere, AND everyone in hollywood and the arts OTHER than jon voigt, chuck norris and clint eastwood, it’s been a bad few months for old mittwit … 
oh yeah and then there was that shameful and despicable fiasco this week with the libyan embassy comments (smirk and all) …
plus, there’s his continuing refusal to release his taxes …
his refusal to do “real” interviews with “real” press …
sorry those low info assholes and gop propagandists over at faux noise just don’t cut it mittens …
his refusal to talk about bain, his outsourcing, down-sizing and bankruptcy escapades, the olympics, his money, his religion, his governorship, his budget details, his plans for medicare, medicaid and health care, and the details for his tax plan for america …
that’s more hits than you’re gonna get at a duran duran/celine dion show in vegas …

so, who’s mitt got left? …
well there’s a segment of the baggers who REALLY, REALLY hate the idea that some BLACK guy is living in “their” WHITE house … 
there’s the turdblossom/lil dick and liz cheney/john bolton “war is good” crew …
a dozen or so zillionaires who really want all those pesky regulations and taxes to go away …
the extremely far right, bat shit crazy kids led by crazy eyes bachmann, the alaskan barbie and ole’ foamy himself, rick sanatorium …
he’s still got the support of the birther gang including orly taitz, sheriff joe arpaio, governor jan “papers please” brewer and some blustering, bloviating gasbag named trump who’s most famous for having hair that seems to be “blown by an unseen wind” …
and he’s sort of got support from newt blingrich (when he’s not selling books and dvd’s, or out at tiffany’s), chris christie (when he’s not out selling himself), palin the wailin’ (anything to get some air time on fox), sheldon adelson (back to that taxes and regulations thing again) and of course, michael “spinner” steele (who is just desperate to stay relevant any way he can) …
quite the “base” mitt …

then there’s a couple other “issues” he really can’t seem to get around …
paul ryan (oh, let me count the ways) …
the fact he’s a pathological liar …
his lack of human emotion, empathy and core …
the flip-flopping …
the flop-flipping …
his complete lack of understanding of the most simple geography and geo-politically related matters …
that whole “out of touch, rich guy” stuff …
his “1%’er” attitudes and history …
that pesky “bully” tag he’s so rightfully earned …
seamus the roof surfin’ dog …
did i mention the tax return thing? …

oh noes!!! …
methinks mittens has a problem here …
as big bill recently pointed out, it’s simple “arithmetic” …

gop grifters by hip is everything

“can they pull off the greatest con of all?”    …
umm, probably not …

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