ass clown of the month … bat shit crazy is as bat shit crazy says …

ass clown of the month by hip is everything
it’s been a truly huge month for ass clowns, doucherockets and all ‘round right wing bloviators and bullshitters this month, so instead of just leaving you with my choice for ass clown of the month for february, i’ve decide to give you all just a small sampling of my personal faves and let you, the reader decide who the real winner is …

Pat Robertson Says Demons Could Attach Themselves to Clothes from Goodwill
bat shit crazy by hip is everythingOn Monday’s 700 Club, a viewer named ‘Carrie’ asked televangelist Pat Robertson if she should bless clothing purchases from Goodwill before bringing them home because her mother said that demons could “attach themselves to material items” (video below).
According to RightWingWatch.org, Robertson recalled a story of a girl from the Philippines who went to Thailand and “a witch who had prayed over a particular ring and asked for a spirit to come into it, and this Philippine girl was so attached to this ring, she had to buy it and all hell broke loose because she finally recognized what it was.”
Robertson said that when the girl bought the ring and came back to the Philippines “all hell broke loose.”
“Can demonic spirits attach themselves to inanimate objects? The answer is yes,” Robertson said, without citing a verse in the bible as back up. “But I don’t think that every sweater you get from Goodwill has demons in it.”
Robertson said the viewer’s mother was being “super cautious” and added: “Hey, it ain’t going to hurt anything to rebuke any spirits that happened to have attached themselves to those clothes.”
If the witch/ring story sounds a bit familiar, there is a witch named ‘Maleficent’ in the Disney animated film ‘Sleeping Beauty,’ who appears as a tall, slender, pale green-skinned woman who wears a gold ring with a large mysterious circular black stone in it.


Sarah Palin: Feds Are Stockpiling Bullets For Civil Unrest
palin the whining by hip is everythingFormer Governor of Alaska Sarah Palin has warned that the federal government is “stockpiling bullets” in preparation for “civil unrest,” adding that America is “finished” if it cannot deal with its debt problem.
Writing on her official Facebook page, Palin remarked, “If we are going to wet our proverbial pants over 0.3% in annual spending cuts when we’re running up trillion dollar annual deficits, then we’re done. Put a fork in us. We’re finished. We’re going to default eventually and that’s why the feds are stockpiling bullets in case of civil unrest.”
The post achieved nearly 12,000 ‘shares,’ attracting nearly 60,000 ‘likes’ and over 4500 comments.
Palin – who wrote on her Facebook page on Tuesday, “We’re going to default eventually and that’s why the feds are stockpiling bullets in case of civil unrest” – joins conservatives Alex Jones of InfoWars.com, who wrote about the ammo buy last year, and radio host Mark Levin, who said on his radio program earlier this month that the government is “arming up” because society is “unraveling.”
“Law enforcement and national security agencies — they play out multiple scenarios. They simulate multiple scenarios. I’ll tell you what I think they’re simulating: the collapse of our financial system, the collapse of our society and the potential for widespread violence, looting, killing in the streets, because that’s what happens when an economy collapses,” Levin said on his radio program.

read more here …

faux noise
Fox Asks: ‘Second American Revolution On The Horizon?’
Last night’s Justice with Judge Jeanine Jeanine took Fox’s fear mongering about gun regulations to a whole new level when it promoted the comments of Wisconsin sheriff David Clarke, Jr. He recently “assured” citizens that he would never enforce any Obama-administration order to seize their guns because that would bring on “the second coming of an American Revolution, the likes of which would make the first revolution pale by comparison.” Rather than point out that President Obama has not proposed any such order, Jeanine Pirro opened the segment with a cover of the Beatles’ song, “Revolution.” FoxNews.com called the segment, “Second American Revolution on the horizon?” Then Pirro went on to suggest that any new gun laws could lead to a second American Revolution.
read more here …

and i couldn’t let our list o’ insanity end without this truly deserving candidate …
she’s a graduate of the “oily taintz school of crazy-eyed public speaking” …
she makes michele bachmann look sane and empathetic, and ann coulter look well read, calm and fair …
not to mention she’s about as dumb as a bag of rocks …
ladies and gentlemen …
ms. elois zeanah …


p.s.
about that quote she cites as hitler’s …
the quote she cites was not his …
it actually comes from the writings of baltasar gracian, a spanish jesuit scholar who lived from 1601 till 1658 … she doesn’t have the wording right either …
in fact the quote is translated as:
“give me the child for seven years, and i will give you the man.”
typical tea party gibberish …
just say whatever you think will sound good to the other wingnuts …
oh yeah, and always find a way to equate president obama with hitler …

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