d-bag of the week … the mistress of malice

d-bag of the week by hip is everything

 

well, it’s that time again, we’ve had another week chock bloody full of scheming, lying politicians, incoherent, ass kissing, dog whistle blowing, windbag broadcasters and pointless, prevaricating pontificators, and it’s time to answer the question that needs to be answered kids …
just who took their act to the lowest of the low, the worst of the worst, the slimiest of the slimy? …
who was the king or queen of douchebaggery in the last seven days? …
a week that was full of some of the slimiest, sleaziest, slithering, scuzzball serpents the world of partisan politics, religion and big business has to offer …
and this week was as bad as every other lately, the norm these days it seems, with more than it’s fair share of douche bag dancing, mendacious manoeuvres, sleaze-ball slithering and out and out treasonous and treacherous tantrums, especially by the so-called “family values” gang over on the right and their bat shit crazy, ideology and greed driven proponents …
it was another doucherocketpalooza on the right this week what with tony perkins and pat fagan over at the family research council claiming that the Eisenstadt v. Baird, the 1972 case that overturned a massachusetts law banning the distribution of contraceptives to unmarried people, may rank “as the single most destructive decision in the history of the Court.”
and that the supreme court decision was wrong because it effectively meant that “single people have the right to engage in sexual intercourse.” and rounding out the douchebaggery by saying that “Society never gave young people that right, functioning societies don’t do that, they stop it, they punish it, they corral people, they shame people, they do whatever” …
there was paul the lyin’ ryan spouting his usual ayn randian drivel while attacking obamacare with
“This is something we will not give up on because we are not going to give up on destroying the health care system for the American people.”
even alaskan barbie, the meth queen look-a-like herself surfaced and jumped on the “i wanna be relevant” bandwagon with the announcement of a new book someone is going to write for her extolling the palin views on the “real american christmas” … can’t wait, i got new crayons and i’m just dying to try ‘em out …
the tsa even took a shot at this week’s d-bag honors with it’s announcement of it’s newest policy
allowing passengers to carry small knives and sports equipment like souvenir baseball bats and golf clubs onto planes …
and this week’s big event over there in bat shit crazy land is just getting under way with the latest edition of the Crazy People Are Coming (cpac) convention, rolling out donald gasbags trump, ted “joe mccarthy is my hero” cruz, marco “vote for me because i have an o at the end of my name” rubio, snitch “the turtle” mcconnell, sarah “the failin’ palin”, paul “the lyin’” ryan and wayne “bloodsoaked” lapierre …
and you just know that that clown car wreck is going to produce some of the year’s finest asshat remarks before it’s over …
but still, it wan a golden oldie d-bag extraordinaire that takes our top honors this week …
so …
without further ado …
ladies and gentlemen …
the envelope please …
our latest winner …
of the sometimes coveted, always deserved …
golden d-bag award
drum roll please …
and the winner is …
the never sublime, always sub-slime …
ann “i just hate everyone” coulter …

ann coulter by hip is everythingFox Nation Swoons Over Coulter’s Attack On Feinstein

Posted by Ellen @ newshounds
Two-time voter-fraud suspect Ann Coulter went on the Hannity show last night to comment on Sen. Dianne Feinstein’s smack down of Sen. Ted Cruz  on gun regulation.
Coulter surely knew why she was there and was prepared with one of her “witticisms,” almost certainly pre-planned and designed for maximum hate-monger and shock value: “I used to think women should not be able to vote and now I think liberal women should not be able to hold office.”
Laughably, Coulter – who for years has been mocked as a
transvestite or transgender – also said that she wasn’t talking only about women in the “biological sense.” So how did “civil” and “tolerant” Fox Nation react? By slobbering over Coulter and, as usual, ignoring her voting history.
Can you imagine a Fox Nation headline relishing Michael Moore “destroying” Ted Cruz? Or Rachel Maddow “destroying” Sen. Cruz? As it happens, she did. But I couldn’t find anything on “fair and balanced” Fox Nation about it.
If only Coulter were as careful about her voting as she is about her invective – that is, assuming her “mistakes” were not intentional.
If you’re in the mood for Coulter’s over-50 year-old childishness, you can watch the segment here.

ann “i just hate everyone” coulter …
our
golden d-bag award winner for this week …
hip is everything salute
annie, you tired, sad, hateful media-whore …
we salute you!

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