d-bag of the week … a true “rock” star

d-bag of the week by hip is everything

well, it’s that time again, we’ve had another week chock bloody full of scheming, lying politicians, incoherent, ass kissing, dog whistle blowing, incessantly blathering, windbag broadcasters and pointless, prevaricating pontificating pricks, and it’s time to answer the question that needs to be answered kids …
just who took their act to the lowest of the low, the worst of the worst, the slimiest of the slimy? …
who was the king or queen of douchebaggery in the last seven days? …
a week that was, as per usual, full of some of the slimiest, sleaziest, slithering, scuzzball serpents the world of poll pandering, petulant and pithy partisan politics, fanatical, frenzied, far fetched faith freaks, and the exorbitant and exuberant acquisitiveness, avarice and avidity that big business (aka politics) has to offer …
and this week was as bad as every other lately, the norm these days it seems, with more than it’s fair share of douche bag dancing, mendacious manoeuvres, sleaze-ball slithering and out and out treasonous and treacherous tantrums …
especially by the so-called “family values” gang over on the right and their bat shit crazy, bullshit bellowing, ideologically inane, greed grovelling, greasy grifters and prevaricating, petulant, pompous and pointlessly pious proponents …
in the end, as we always do, we found our winner …
and a rather deserving one, if I do say so myself …
although our winner was not without a copiously crammed cornucopia of conniving, classless, clueless and cretinous challengers to that majestic mantle of  mediocrity, mendacity and missteps we like to call the “d-bag of the week, we do have a winner …
we had that gopac kid and bagger wannabe, stephen “the count o’ corrupt” harper doing his best to kill the agreement to tackle the global menace of tax evasion for the g8 summit in june …
there was renowned d-bag and demented old coot john “imma fuckin’ war hero ya’ know” mccain posing with terrorists in syria while he panted and ranted that “we know who these guys are, we should arm them and support them” …
snitch mcconnell running ads that were trying to make president obama look like richard “he really was a crook” nixon, in his never ending fight to make sure that obama is only a one two term president …
rand “bigotry is my game” paul doing yet another 180 on his principles saying “I’ve never wavered in my support for civil rights or the civil rights act.” “i’ve never been against the civil rights act, ever.” …
ted “the most hateful man alive” cruz trying to convince fellow baggers and nihilists that he was a “child of reagan”
hey asshole, let’s get something straight here …
i remember ronnie raygun very clearly, and as crazy and dangerous as he truly was, he was a sane and caring, ghandi like man compared to you and your doucherocket followers and backers …
glenn “cry a river” beck with his latest conspiracy theory wherein he claims that there is a conspiracy to label him a conspiracist … whew, fuck me, that one just goes ‘round and ‘round in the old brain eh? …
plus he did his “requiem for michele” upon hearing that old crazy eyes herself was not running for office again (and it’s not because she’s buried under a whole shit heap of ethics and potential fraud allegations … according to her anyways) …
maine gov. paul lepage (r) warning ominously that any limits to free speech should serve as a call to arms …lepage was fuming over an incident at a state appropriations committee meeting on may 19, when his request to speak about the state budget was denied by a democratic legislator … the governor added, “the minute we start stifling our speech, we might as well go home, roll up our sleeves and get our guns out.”
quite a week indeed, and i haven’t even begun to list the crazy shit that took place …
so who was our winner? …
without further ado …
ladies and gentlemen …
the envelope please …
our latest winner …
of the rarely coveted, always deserved …

golden d-bag award
is …
none other than …

rob ford
mayor (for now) of toronto …

Rob Ford, Toronto Mayor Accused Of Smoking Crack In Video, Says He Won’t Quit As 2 Staffers Step Down

Toronto Mayor Rob Ford defiantly declared Thursday that he had no intention of resigning despite the steady exodus of staffers from his office amid a scandal over reports of a video that purportedly shows him smoking crack cocaine.
Two more key Ford aides quit Thursday: Brian Johnston, the mayor’s policy adviser on council relations, and Kia Nejatian, his executive assistant. The mayor has lost five staff members since the furor over the video erupted last week. Among them was his chief of staff, whom Ford fired.
Ford has said there is no video and has called the allegations ridiculous, but he won’t say whether he has ever used crack. At a feisty news conference, Ford downplayed the upheaval among this staff.
“There is nothing going on in my office,” Ford said. “Everything is going fine.”
Critics and even some of Ford’s allies have urged the mayor to address the video reports more directly. Some have declared they don’t believe his denials and have called on him to resign as mayor of Canada’s largest city.
“I’m not stepping aside,” Ford said Thursday.
He again refused to answer questions about whether he has ever smoked crack.
read more here …

rob ford …
our golden d-bag of the week award winner …
rob, you alcohol swillin’, bile spewin’, lie tellin’, crack smokin’ d-bag …
we salute you!
hip is everything salute

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