it couldn’t happen! … to a nicer person

michele bachmann new home by hip is everything
that diva of deception, distortion and duplicity herself has now become embroiled in her own “scandal” …
and all i can say is “it couldn’t happen! … to a nicer person” …
finally, after months, nay years, of gop ranting and roiling about the “scandal” that is washington we finally have a real scandal …
some real crimes to investigate …
finally a real case that shows the corruption in d.c. …
one with facts and stuff …
not the usual made up, overblown faux noise talking points and magical thinking that the pixie dust crowd on the far right is famous for and has been using for years to cover the fact that they have done everything they possibly can to thwart any and all efforts to make america a better and more equitable place to dwell …
not the same old billo the clown, hannity the manatee, rush limpballs blather, bloviating, bullshit and bluster that has become somehow mistaken for fact and “news” by the low information, “who needs truth?”, race-baiting, “facts schmacts” gang of idiots who dwell in baggerland u.s.a. …
of course, this will be treated as just “one more example” of  “the heathen liberal media” attacking some poor innocent on the right because she’s a christian or something like that, but facts is facts kids …
1. bitch be crazy …
2. she be crooked as a dog’s hind leg near a hydrant … and,
3. she got caught …
and yeah, the right will jump up and down screaming like banshees that this is somehow obama’s fault …
and, hannity the manatee and the idiots three at faux and fiends will no doubt run “expose” after lie filled “expose” on how this is just one more example of why and how the president hates america, and is desperately and ruthlessly trying to destroy it …
they’ll probably even find some incoherent, obtuse, bizarre way to tie his daughters and wife michelle into the mix somehow …
glenn beck and alex jones will probably completely lose what little is left of their fear and loathing addled minds and scream (and in the case of the beckster, weep) that this is an elitist, illuminati inspired new world order conspiracy to finally round up the “christians” and herd them into their final resting place deep inside some “fema run prison camp in northern montana” …
(aha!!! … this must be why the obama administration has been buying all those bullets, and why he “wants your guns!!!”)
i’m sure even failin’ palin will muster up one of her usual incoherent, word salad tweets that “she knew it all along” and that “this is PROOF that obama really is a socialist, fascist, communist, radical usurper and manchurian candidate from kenya who is out to turn america into a spiritual and religious wasteland ruled by muslim extremism inspired rhetoric and sharia law” …
and no doubt she’ll misspell at least 5 or 6 words in that tweet …
donald trump and his  “pseudo-hair that is blown by unseen winds” may even manage to muster up an appearance or two over at faux noise and demand the president’s driving records or something …
it should be quite the spectacle for the next few weeks …
and hopefully, when all is said and done, and when all the pissing, moaning, mewling and puking is finally done on the right, justice will truly prevail and old crazy eyes will be indicted …
hoisted on her own petard …
that would be justice …
a case of the old “her dogma got run over by her own karma” thing …
fingers crossed …
now imma go get me some popcorn and a cold drink …
this should be good …

FBI has now been given sworn testimony and documents alleging Bachmann approved secret payments
While Congresswoman Michele Bachmann was announcing her retirement to much fanfare in the media, according to information given exclusively to Take Action News, the FBI was busy collecting potentially damaging evidence against her from two former campaign aides.
According to sources close to the criminal investigation of Bachmann’s presidential campaign, the FBI has now been given sworn testimony and documents alleging Bachmann approved secret payments to Iowa state Senator Kent Sorenson in exchange for his help and support in that state’s 2012 Presidential caucuses. Ethics rules explicitly prohibit Iowa lawmakers from accepting payments from Presidential campaigns or PACs. Investigation sources tell Take Action News the FBI is examining money laundering allegations against Bachmann, as well as possible wire fraud and mail fraud.
As detailed on nationally syndicated radio and YouTube show Take Action News this past Saturday, the key claims against Bachmann are coming from two of her former campaign insiders — former Congressional chief of staff Andy Parrish and former national field coordinator Pete Waldron. Waldron has filed a complaint with the Federal Elections Commission, alleging the payments to State Senator Sorenson were improper. Parrish has provided an affidavit to investigators, confirming Bachmann knew of and approved the payments.
read more here …

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