d-bag of the week …

d-bag of the week by hip is everything

well, it’s friday already …
and because the douchebaggery has not abated in any way and all the sliminess and slithering that passes for sentient behaviour in the so-called corridors of power still seems to be as rampant as ever, it must be time to single out our d-bag of the week …as all good deeds truly deserve some kind of reward, it’s that time again …
and (insert favorite deity here) knows, we certainly did have another week chock bloody full of scheming, lying politicians, incoherent, ass kissing, dog whistle blowing, incessantly blathering, windbag broadcasters, greedy, glamour glomming grifters and pointless, prevaricating and pontificating pricks, and so, it’s time to answer the question that seemingly needs to be answered kids …
just who took their act to the lowest of the low, the worst of the worst, the slimiest of the slimy? …
who was the king or queen of douchebaggery in the last seven days? …
a week that was, as per usual, full of some of the slimiest, sleaziest, slithering, scuzzball serpents the world of poll pandering, petulant and pithy partisan politics, fanatical, frenzied, far fetched faith freaks, and the exorbitant, exaggerated and exuberant elitist acquisitiveness, avarice and avidity that the preening power pricks(aka politics, religion and corporatocracy) has to offer …
and this week was as bad as every other lately, the norm these days it seems, with more than it’s fair share of despicable, degenerate douche bag dancing, misogynistic, mean-minded and mendacious manoeuvres, slimy, sickening, sleaze-ball slithering, repugnant, reprehensible, repulsive and revolting rantings and railings, and an out and out torrent of treasonous talk and treacherous temper tantrums …
especially by the so-called “family values” gang over on the right and their bat shit crazy, bullshit bellowing, ideologically inane, greedy and grovelling, greasy grifters and their prevaricating, petulant, pompous and pointlessly pious proponents …
in the end, as we always do, we found our winner …
and a rather deserving one, if I do say so myself …
and even though this week’s douche-off was not without a copiously crammed cornucopia of conniving, classless, clueless, crass and cretinous challengers to that majestic mantle of  mediocrity, mendacity, meandering mindlessness and missteps we like to call the “d-bag of the week, we do have a distinct winner …
oh where to start? …
well, we had snitch mcconnell getting ready to take his greedy, self-centred ass on up to the right wing cabal we like to call the supreme court to argue that there should be NO limits to campaign contributions … now, there’s a surprise eh kids? …
i guess he wants to make sure that president obama is only a TWO term president or something … and it’s looking like these clowns may just go there
then we had cantor the ranter still standing firm and insisting that obama must give in on obamacare or there will be no deal to start the government back up again … when are these clowns going to just give it up? … it’s over eric, you lost! …just tuck yer’ tail up between yer’ hind legs and head off back to whatever slime filled bog you crawled out of, and do the right thing for the country for once in yer’ fucking life …
we had as ryan reilly reported, heroic members of the rethug congress turning out to boldly grandstand at the memorial, pretending just as hard as they could that its temporary closure was the most dire effect of the shutdown … for which … they themselves had just voted …
gawker’s tom scocca so beautifully summed up the whole hypocritical, lying, clusterfuck mess, describing those lawmakers as committing “an act of civil disobedience against themselves” …
i though michele bachmann in particular was at her clueless, self-serving and as always pathetic best as she desperately threw herself into an afternoon of photo-bombing real heroes … and even though i expect no less from this pack o’ clowns and power whores, it still manages to turn the stomach and fire up the old anger juices to watch these slimy bastards diminish and disrespect people who have actually “served” their country with honor just to get a photo-op to appease their bagger buddy toadies back home …
or how about rep. randy neugebauer’s (R-Tex.) wednesday confrontation of a poor park ranger on the scene, who was doing nothing more than her job and blaming her for the closure he voted for and telling her that she should be ashamed of herself …

how do you spell doucherocket? … i spell it n-e-u-g-e-b-a-u-e-r …
what’s also infuriating about this asinine display is that the park rangers deployed to the world war II memorial, while enforcing the closure of the memorial to the general public, are also there to make sure that the honor flight veterans who come to the memorial get access to the site ...
so, by impeding the ranger from doing her job, all neugebauer was doing was impeding access for the honor flight veterans …
or rep. marlin stutzman (R-Ind.) telling the washington examiner that “we’re not going to be disrespected, we have to get something out of this, and i don’t know what that even is.” …
you wanna talk about disrespect asshole? …
how about the 800,000 federal workers you just furloughed? …
or all those low income single moms who just had their kids kicked out of head start programs? …
or the mothers who need assistance to feed their children that you and yer’ a-hole buddies just threw under the bus? …
or how about the 75% of civilian personnel you just sent home that worked in the security arena? …
so much for keeping the country safe …
and now these clowns are “pondering” whether they should pay these people their missed salaries when they do finally let them come back to work, as has always been the norm before …
and it just wouldn’t be a complete week without billo the small dick driven clown interjecting his usual vile and bile blatherings into the proceedings with his fear mongering on obamacare taking it to a new, frothing-at-the-mouth low last night when he compared it to your daughter wanting to go to a dance where, it turns out, a “vicious motorcycle gang” who wants to hurt her will come after her
and speaking of the “peeps” over at faux noise, their continuing use of “government SLIMDOWN” instead of government shutdown this week in describing the antics in d.c. is just one more nail in a coffin we should have buried years ago …
also at faux noise this week we had hannity the manatee losing whatever small piece of his bigoted, moronic mind he has left with him demanding a $10,000 bet from ‘elitist’ rep. pascrell for calling him out on his lies and fantasies …
we had greta van cesspool doing her best to help spread the tea party talking points on the whole “slimdown” fiasco …
and we can’t leave out bill “teabilly” hemmer and martha maccallum mocking non-english speaking americans who need health care
faux noise
and it’s just gonna get worse over at faux noise as george will will be bringing his lying, biased, bigoted, climate change denying ass over to join the crew shortly …
arrrggghhh ….
take me now!!!!! …
oh yeah, before we leave the cesspool that is known as fux noise, one final note on the liars reporters over at fox …
yet another “expose!!!” on the hannity the manatee bullshit hour as he helps expose the “creeping sharia” in the national park service …
and as sad and pathetic as all this shit has been, truly the saddest, most onerous and pathetic spectacle of all was …
our winner of the d-bag of the week
speaker of the souse …
john of orange boehner
for his cowardly, bagger fearing, pants-wetting display of patriotism and courage in not allowing a vote on a “clean” continuing resolution so as to end this whole tea party tantrum that threatens the economic and social well being of america …
boehner the jerk 2 by hip is everything
John Boehner Could End Shutdown Today If He Wanted To …

Why John Boehner Won’t Hold a Vote to Reopen the Government
John Boehner could get out of this mess today. As House speaker, he can bring any bill he pleases to the floor. Like any bill, a continuing resolution to fund the government without gutting Obamacare would need 218 votes to pass. This morning Bloomberg News reports that at least 13 Republicans would vote for such a bill in defiance of the party’s right wing. Add Boehner and the House’s 201 Democrats, and the nation is just two votes shy of reopening the Lincoln Memorial.
Boehner is not doing this because we’re not watching a fight between Democrats and Republicans. It’s not even, really, a fight between the Tea Party caucus and the rest of the Republican party. The government shutdown is the real consequence of three decades spent trying to answer a metaphysical question: What is a party? John Boehner is stuck with an understanding of party discipline that may no longer be relevant—or even good for the Republican Party.
from bloomberg businessweek news … read more here …

john of orange boehner

our d-bag of the week …

john, we salute you!
hip is everything salute

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