d-bag of the week … cruz missile strikes washington … millions pissed

d-bag of the week by hip is everything

well, here we are again …
another week has passed and the douchebaggery has been nothing short of non-stop and overwhelming …
all the sliminess and slithering that passes for sentient behavior in the so-called corridors of power still seems to be as rampant as ever so it must be time to single out our d-bag of the week …as all good deeds truly deserve some kind of reward …
and (insert favorite deity here) knows, we certainly did have another week chock bloody full of scheming, lying politicians, incoherent, ass kissing, dog whistle blowing, incessantly blathering, windbag broadcasters, greedy, glamour glomming grifters and pointless, prevaricating and pontificating pricks, and so, it’s time to answer the question that seemingly needs to be answered kids …
just who took their act to the lowest of the low, the worst of the worst, the slimiest of the slimy? …
who was the king or queen of douchebaggery in the last seven days? …
a week that was, as per usual, full of some of the slimiest, sleaziest, slithering, scuzzball serpents the world of poll pandering, petulant and pithy partisan politics, fanatical, frenzied, far fetched faith freaks, and the exorbitant, exaggerated and exuberant elitist acquisitiveness, avarice and avidity that the preening power pricks(aka politics, religion and corporatocracy) has to offer …
and this week was as bad, nay worse, than every other lately, the norm these days it seems, with more than it’s fair share of despicable, degenerate douche bag dancing, misogynistic, mean-minded and mendacious maneuvers, slimy, sickening, sleaze-ball slithering, repugnant, reprehensible, repulsive and revolting ranting and railing, and an out and out torrent of treasonous talk and treacherous temper tantrums …
especially by the so-called “family values” gang over on the right and their bat shit crazy, bullshit bellowing, ideologically inane, greedy and groveling, greasy grifters and their prevaricating, petulant, pompous and pointlessly pious proponents …
in the end, as we always do, we found our winner …
and a rather deserving one, if I do say so myself …
and even though this week’s douche-off was not without a copiously crammed cornucopia of conniving, classless, clueless, crass and cretinous challengers to that majestic mantle of  mediocrity, mendacity, meandering mindlessness and missteps we like to call the “d-bag of the week, we do have a distinct winner …
but, i gotta admit, the real problem this past week wasn’t in finding a suitable doucherocket to hang this award on, it was in narrowing it down to one …
there was just sooo many worthy candidates …
pretty much a craven, callous, creepfest of colossal of calamitous consequences …
scalia the troll by hip is everything good old crank of the courts, tony “the troll” scalia was at his finest as racist in chief when while reviewing an affirmative action case on tuesday, when he opined, in his usual factually bereft and 18th century way, that “the 14th amendment protects everyone, not “only the blacks” …
what fucking century is this p.o.s. living in? (with all due apologies to pieces of shit everywhere) …
scalia has brought race into previous arguments …
in february of 2013, scumlia suggested that the continuation of section 5 of the voting rights act represented the “perpetuation of racial entitlement,” saying that lawmakers had only voted to renew the act in 2006 because there wasn’t anything to be gained politically from voting against it … if clarence thomas were “black” he woulda been pissed right off …
Exclusive... 50909705 Former Governor Sarah Palin spent the day with her daughter Willow in Studio City, California on October 7, 2012. The two stopped in to get facials and manicures at a nail salon, shopped at Kmart and stopped for some lunch at KFC. Former Governor Sarah Palin spent the day with her daughter Willow in Studio City, California on October 7, 2012. The two stopped in to get facials and manicures at a nail salon, shopped at Kmart and stopped for some lunch at KFC. FameFlynet, Inc - Beverly Hills, CA, USA - +1 (818) 307-4813we even had a quick visit from sister sarah with some more of her inane and insane interludes as the “wasilla wacko” popped her head out of her bog hole to interject her usual word salad meanderings and her bat shit crazy hyperbole with her slamming of the president for using american war heroes as “political pawns” … while at the same time, using the vets as “political pawns” …
she was cheering the government shutdown over at faux noise until she realized that the shut down could be used to take a shot at the president and help to further enhance her personal bank accounts …
probably the only person on the planet who does not have kardashian as their last name who is able to reach this epic level of dumbf*ck famewhoredom …
a true grifter through and through …
louis gohmert by hip is everythingrep. louie gohmert, known for his constantly erroneous perceptions of basically everything in politics, over the weekend suggested that if the government defaults on its debts, it should lead to the impeachment of president obama …and that it may be the case that preventing default would guarantee that obama commits a high crime or misdemeanor, also leading to his impeachment …
also, our boy louis said that “the president and harry reid should not have shut this government down,” during an afternoon question and answer session with congressmen adding that “this has been coming for a long time … democrats were waiting on a shutdown they could blame on republicans.” … louis then went on to vote against re-opening the government … somewhere in texas you just know that a whole lotta people are wandering around looking for their village idiot …
ryan nope by hip is everythingpaul “the lyin’” ryan , already pushing for “structural reforms to entitlement programs,” added his barely two cents worth by stating that he prioritizes limiting women’s access to birth control over ending the government shutdown, and that it should be added to the already ridiculous list of demands that the gop had foist upon the white house and the american public in their latest coup attempt …
ryan argued that the house would need the debt ceiling deadline as “leverage” for delaying the health-care law’s individual mandate and adding a “conscience clause”, allowing employers and insurers to opt out of birth-control coverage if they find it objectionable on moral or religious grounds …
umm, paul, ya’ tried this shit out last year in yer’ epically failed attempt to win the white house with yer’ pal mittens and it was soundly rejected then …
remember that little fiasco you two called a campaign? …
fox and fiends by hip is everythingover at faux noise you had the spectacle of that washed up, “never was”, fat bastard robin leach, of lifestyles of the rich and famous fame, visiting faux & fiends wednesday to complain that there are “so few” rich people left in america that he wouldn’t be able to do his show any more …
and guess which president and his “socialist” policies are to blame? …
“who do you blame?” steve douchy asked, as if he wouldn’t have guessed like the rest of us and this wasn’t a scripted takedown like only faux noise can do …
i think the zip code is 2008,” the bloviating leach said, to appreciative chuckles …
(the real white house zip code is actually 20500)

“hey, wait, that’s the white house.” brian killme said, as though he had just come up with a clever guess … killme later asked, “are people embarrassed to be rich now, to have a nice car and a beautiful house?” …
leach replied, “in america, yes. around the rest of the world, no.” …
elisabeth “talking points” hasselbeck chimed in with “there was certainly shame built

into even the last election with mitt romney …
he was shamed for being good with money …
shamed for making it” …
this from the woman who just slammed and shamed poor people for having air conditioning and television …
bet barbara’s glad to be rid of this idiot over at the view …
i know america is …
Michael Ashmore of Hooks, Tex. (Joshua Roberts/Reuters)michael ashmore of hooks, tex., was among the many who converged on washington for the “million vet march on the memorials” to protest the government shutdown …
and he brought his confederate flag along to honor the proceedings …
a symbol of southern resistance and white supremacy unfurled at a bagger inspired rally in front of the home of the first black president of the united states …
as jeffrey goldberg of bloomberg view and the atlantic correctly said on twitter, “in many parts of america, waving a confederate flag outside the home of a black family would be considered a very hostile act” …
i guarantee that marines everywhere are embarrassed and furious by the fact that this asshat was also holding up a marine flag …
ashmore’s bigoted, asinine and completely reprehensible rebel yell wasn’t the only offensive thing to happen at the rally either …
in front of the world war II memorial, freedom watch founder larry klayman said, “I call upon all of you to wage a second american revolution, to use civil disobedience, and to demand that this president leave town, to get up, to put the quran down, to get up off his knees, and to figuratively come out with his hands up” …
bwand in the latest issue of the “cruz newz” we had texas republican senator ted “gimme what i want or i’ll sink the whole damn ship” cruz potentially violating ethics rules by failing to publicly disclose his financial relationship with a caribbean-based holding company during the 2012 campaign …
when cruz later reported the financial relationship (in 2013) he failed to comply with senate rules requiring full identification of the holding company and its location, triggering an inquiry by senate select committee on ethics staff and a second amended disclosure …
he also declared “victory” this week for the republicans and the latest coup attempt, adding that he couldn’t rule out a repeat of the whole fiasco again in the new year …
what a fuckin’ “patriot” this douchewagon is …
wow what a week it was, and i’ve barely even begun to list the bullshit and idiocy that was this past week in politics …
which brings up to our winner of the d-bag of the week award …

ted cruz and the entire republican party

for their attempted coup of the united states government …

i’ll let rachel maddow sum it up for you …
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and millions of americans got fucked in the process …
the economy lost over 25 billion (yup with a “B”) …
many hundreds of small businesses and contractors were “shuttered” for good  because of it and even more small businesses didn’t get the small business loans they had needed to start up …
thousands and thousands of people who needed help most went without …
tens of thousands of kids lost their place in head start programs …
and on and on and on …
so …
ted cruz and the entire republican party
you are our d-bag of the week award winner
and we salute you …
hip is everything salute

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