d-bag of the week … yankee dildo dandy

d-bag of the week by hip is everything

well, it’s friday already …
and because the douchebaggery has not abated in any way, and all the sliminess and slithering that passes for sentient behavior in the so-called corridors of power still seems to be as rampant as ever, it must be time to single out our d-bag of the week …as all good deeds truly deserve some kind of reward …
it’s that time again …
and lewd gord , we certainly did have another week chock bloody full of scheming, lying politicians, incoherent, ass kissing, dog whistle blowing, incessantly blathering, windbag broadcasters, podcasters and bullshit blasters, greedy, glamour glomming grifters, and pointless, prevaricating and pontificating pricks, and so, it’s time to answer the question that seemingly needs to be answered kids …
so, just who took their act to the lowest of the low, the worst of the worst, the slimiest of the slimy this week? …
i’m not even gonna get into all the usual d-bags, douche rockets and dipshit bag dippers that ran around being p.o.s.’s this week under the guise of “doing their elected duties”, even though it was like a douche-a-palooza greatest hits concert both in the gop versions of the senate and the house …
because just when i was compiling my weekly list of the slimiest, sleaziest, slithering, scuzzball serpents the world of poll pandering, petulant and pithy partisan politics, fanatical, frenzied, far fetched faith freak-outs, and the exorbitant, exaggerated and exuberant elitist acquisitiveness, avarice and avidity that these preening power pricks (aka right wing politics, religion and corporatocracy) have to offer, the chisago county repugs jump up and grab the d-bag of the week award outright …
with both freakin’ hands too …
wasn’t even bloody close either kids …
nope, it was an epic slam dunk …
like lebron james driving the lane against a toddler on too much gripe water …
even the ever cretinous, couthless and crass, self-serving, self-aggrandizing, dominionist in chief and presidential wannabe ted cruz came a distant, albeit slimy and reprehensibly treasonous second …
all I can say is “wow, unfreakinbelievable” … 


The Chisago County, Minn. Republican party removed a racist Facebook post comparing abortion to slavery Wednesday after it drew widespread outrage.
“Pro Choice. Against Slavery? Don’t buy one,” read the caption to a picture showing a slave auction. MSNBC and radio Host Ed Schultz posted a screengrab of the photo on his Facebook page:
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slavery

The local party said on Facebook the author of the post could not yet be determined, but added that the page had a “large number of administrators” and had removed all of the users from the page until they could figure out who posted it.
“The Chisago County Republican Party is very sorry that something so clearly improper (either intended or in poor taste) ever made it to our page,” wrote the party’s executive committee on Facebook. “Postings like this are not representative of our party. We are a party that believes in Freedom for all Americans regardless of race or religion. It is after all where the Republican Party came from in its origins, the anti-slavery movement.”
At least one Minnesota Republican party member, however, did not condemn the post. Chris Fields, the Minnesota Republican Party secretary who is black, told the Star-Tribune that he found absolutely nothing offensive about that (Facebook) post.                from huffington post


how does the gop continue to find these self-hating black men and use them so blatantly, and how do these guys look at themselves in the fucking mirror in the morning? …
and yeah, michael steele, allen west, ron christie, i’m talking to you guys …
especially you ron …
it’s like the “log cabin republicans” …
it just makes no fucking sense whatsoever …
shilling for and spinning for, a party that so obviously hates you …
wtf are you dudes thinking? …
or are you just so self absorbed and greedy that you’ll take this shit without a peep? …
and how much of a self loathing, sell-out, wannabe “big-shot” do you have to be to not understand how completely and utterly offensive that posting was? …
talk about testicularly challenged …
you can bet a dollar against a hole in a donut that if clarence thomas was black, he’d kick yer’ asses down the block and back …
i mean, for (insert name of favorite deity here) sake, how desperate for a place at the gop “table o’ clowns” do you have to be to deny how utterly racist, ignorant, regressive and offensive it was? …
so …
without further ado …
our  d-bag of the week is …
chris fields
minnesota gop party secretary …
and chris …
we salute you …
hip is everything salute

p.s.  and as for that bit of self serving, ass-covering bullshit that “the author of the post could not yet be determined “ give me a quick look at yer’ server logs and i’ll be back to you in 5 minutes with the name of the d-bag, racist asshole who did it …
seriously guys, send ‘em along, we’ll consider it a “public service” and i won’t even charge ya’ the usual e.u.f.u.* fee …

*e.u.f.u.  … end user fuck up: for either doing one or being one …

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