the latest from faux noise …one doctor, one cup …

srslyFile this one under: “Too Ridiculous For Even Faux Noise” …
Who knew you could get a doctorate in douchebaggery? …
I mean what else would qualify this clown to call himself ‘doctor’?

Fox News’s Dr. Keith Ablow: World Cup is distraction from Obama scandals
Fox psychiatrist Dr. Keith Ablow’s conspiracy theory that the World Cup Soccer excitement is little more than a sick or sinister distraction from serious issues (read: Obama’s troubles) said this about the World Cup:
”I’m suspect. I’m suspect because here’s the thing: Why at a time when there are so many national issues and international issues of such prominence? I’m a little suspicious – yet another bread and circus routine. Let’s roll out the marijuana, pull back the laws and people even more crazy about yet another entertainment event.
…I think this is a way to distract people. …This is like Rome. I can see why Obama would love (it). …I think it’s interesting that at a time when there’s so much to pay attention to of such great import, people are playing games more than ever.”
Never mind the fact that the World Cup games started in 1930 and that soccer has been played professionally since 1870 or thereabouts, it’s obvious to anyone who cares to look at it that the World Cup is nothing more than an uber-leftist, diabolical creation of the all-powerful evil mastermind and world overlord Barrack HUSSEIN Obama, who has controlled FIFA for his own nefarious purposes since 1930, just waiting for the perfect time to spring this competition on the unsuspecting world so no one would notice that he tried to get health insurance for poor people or order the deaths of 4 Americans at Benghazi …
and seeing that it is a proven fact that that same Barrack HUSSEIN Obama has used a time machine to insert his FAKE Hawaiian birth records into the public records, how much more trouble would it have been to dial his time machine 84 years back and create the World Cup as well? … Drats! … He’s seen through the leftist, socialist, anti-right, liberal plot that the President so diabolically hatched all those decades ago! …
On a related note, the World Series will be played in October, shortly before the 2014 midterms …
Coincidence? …
I think not.
Where’s Lindsey ‘Benghazi! Benghazi!’ Graham when ya’ need him? …
hannity the manatee by hip is everything

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