oh, please, please, please … do it!

boehner and his gop clown car by hip is everythingWho says Christmas only comes once a year? …
First we had ‘Oops’ Perry gearing up for the quadrennial clown car demolition derby I like to call the Republican Presidential Primaries …
That alone promises that 2015 and 2016 will be filled with beyond epic clown car crashes, clusterfuck extravaganzas and comedy sketches that just write themselves …
Then ‘Old Foamy’ Santorum started sniveling that he was up for the show again …
And ‘Mittens are people too’ Romney seems to be sniffin’ round the trough again …
Rand Paul seems almost certain to run as the representative of the ‘Paul Psycho Pinhead Parade’ …
I guess that old crank Ronny has finally, officially gone completely off the deep end and is no longer deemed mentally or socially fit enough to carry the Crazy Old Coot flag …
Pity …
Even performance artist extraordinaire, Mr. 999, Herman Stain seems to be tossing his clown hat into the ring, although he never really runs, he just sorta grabs cash and bails …
Still, he’s always a hilariously welcome addition to the ‘Battle of the Batshits’ …
Old Jebediah from Florida, brother of the world renowned Texan ‘Cat Portraitist’ and finger painter ‘Georgie the Shrub’ has decided that he won’t run … phew! …
Chris ‘Big Pussy’ Christie, the ‘Joisy Jerk’, will be running too, providing he’s not in prison …
Ditto for Wisconsin’s Scott ‘The Lone Deranger’ Walker …
No prison and he’s on this thing like shit on a warm wool blanket …
I’m guessing that Newt Blingrich will be starting his quadrennial ‘I’ve Got A Book To Sell Tour’ at any moment, and his lying, bloviating, self-centered loser of a buddy Donald ‘Gasbags’ Dump, ‘The Bankruptcy King’ will also ‘announce’ … providing that urine colored ferret that lives on his over inflated head is willing and able …
Oh, please. please, please …
(bloggers everywhere, gimme a ‘Booyah!!’) …
And now, we have the following (just to fill all the seats at the clown car wreck) …

gop must be crazy by hip is everythingMichele Bachmann: ‘There’s A Chance I Could Run’ In 2016

Rep. Michele Bachmann (R-Minn.) said she has not ruled out another presidential run, saying the media shouldn’t just speculate about potential male 2016 candidates.
“The only thing that the media has speculated on is that it’s going to be various men that are running,” Bachmann told RealClearPolitics in an interview Tuesday. “They haven’t speculated, for instance, that I’m going to run. What if I decide to run? And there’s a chance I could run.”
Bachmann ran in the 2012 Republican primary and even won the Iowa Straw Poll in August 2011. But after a poor showing in the 2012 Iowa Caucus, Bachmann ended her campaign.
Shortly after conceding the race, Bachmann said she “was the perfect candidate.”
Bachmann told RealClearPolitics she felt her 2012 experience could help her in another presidential bid.
“Like with anything else, practice makes perfect,” Bachmann said. “And I think if a person has gone through the process — for instance, I had gone through 15 presidential debates — it’s easy to see a person’s improvement going through that.”
In May 2013, Bachmann announced she wouldn’t seek re-election for Congress, saying she thought “eight years is also long enough for an individual to serve as a representative for a specific Congressional district.”  Read more from Bachmann at RealClearPolitics.

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  1. […] Old Jebediah from Florida, brother of the world renowned Texan ‘Cat Portraitist’ and finger painter ‘Georgie the Shrub’ has decided that he WILL, after all,  run for president in 2016 … satirists and bloggers in general ‘Rejoice!’ … (political bloggers everywhere, gimme a ‘Booyah!!’) …He seems to be gearing up for the quadrennial clown car demolition derby I like to call the Republican Presidential Primaries …This alone promises that 2015 and 2016 will be filled to the freaking brim with beyond epic clown car crashes, clusterfuck extravaganzas and comedy sketches that just write themselves …you may also wish to peruse  oh, please, please, please … do it! […]

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