once upon a time, in the land of magical thinking … part 39,247

faux noise

okay, set your bullshit detectors to stunned …
those crazy, wacky guys ‘n’ gals over at faux noise are at it again …

over at fux noise, it’s “story time with craputo”
taking any story and turning it into a fantasy of epic and surreal proportions, all the while pretending it’s actual ‘news’ is what they do best  at the “fairly unbalanced” news network …
and one of the best “fable spinners” in the “land of magical thinking” that they call faux noise is the one and only mr. neil craputo…

is everyone comfortably seated? …
good, good, then we’ll begin …
take it away neil-o …

“once upon a time, in the land of the low information voter …”

trump by hip is everything

The other day over at the Faux News Network, GOP sycophant  Neil Cavuto was kissing some pretty serious Donald Dump ass in an “exclusive” where they both pretended that Trump might actually run for president, and that he has some real ideas about taxes and other important ‘stuff’ …
The Dumpster was, as usual, bloviating and bellowing and blowing his own horn … as he is wont to do …
Craputo set the tone and polished the turd with “You ever look at what’s going on around Washington, folks, and just think, you know, ‘You’re fired, you’re all fired?’ Well I can’t say it as well as this next guy.”
Good <insert deity of yer’ choice here>, take me now …
I find it virually impossible to believe Neil-O or anyone else over at the fairly unbalanced network actually believes that this grifter and bankruptcy monger is going to run for president, and that this is nothing more than just one more chance to jack himself off admiringly in public, all in the hope of making just one more dollar this year but, there they are … Neil-O polishing the turd, and the Dumpster doing what he does best … lying and bragging … also, as he is wont to do … ad nausea actually … I’m so sick of this old turd …
Neil-O then breathlessly opined of his self absorbed amigo: “If I’m hearing the rumor mill correctly, he just might be going to Washington or looking to do that.”  …
Then the skies just opened up and the bullshit fell like rain with Neil-O’s incredibly dishonest attempt to present his idiot guest as some kind of tax-law expert …
“What would you do to simplify it?” the sycophant bleated …
“Frankly, it would be nice to get rid of everybody and just have either a fair tax, a flat tax or certainly a simplified code,” Dumpster responded …
(He then falsely claimed that the U.S. is “the highest taxed nation in the world, we’re number one in taxation.”)
(according to Forbes, Belgium has the highest income tax rate, while the U.S. is eighth … as yer’ buddy Ricky might say “Oops”)
“Are you serious and what would make you very serious and file the paperwork and run?” Cavuto panted.
Trump took the bait like a starving jackfish in a bog and leapt at the chance to brag some more and strut his ginormous ego …
“I built a great company in a relatively short period of time.”…
“It’s a tremendous company” …
Some of the greatest assets of the world and the world of real estate and other things, and I am tired, just sick and tired of seeing the way the country is run.”
Fanboy asked again, “Is it enough at this point, unlike four years ago, unlike eight years ago, where you’re saying, ‘You know what dammit? This time, I’m going to do it, I’m going to run?” …
Trump: “Well, I looked at it seriously four years ago, and you know I came very close. … I’m looking at it extremely seriously. I’ve done a lot of things that I’ve never done before. I have a very big staff of people as you know in Iowa, in South Carolina, we have a lot of people.” …
and on it went …
I had to turn off the sound as the slurping and breathless symphony of the sycophant blared on …
P.S. Donnie if yer’ such a great businessman, why do yer’ companies keep filing for bankruptcy? …

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