brian williams plays whack-a-mole with constant lying revelations … mole wins!

Brian Williams, suspended news anchor and renowned American fabulist looks to be done like toast …
You know, that really burnt, charcoal textured toast that sets off yer’ smoke detector at 7AM when it jams in the toaster and becomes more briquette than baguette ,,,
lyin-brian-williams4Apparently, an internal NBC cover-up investigation has turned up evidence that our guy Bri has been spinning tales about his herculean feats and near superhuman bravery for quite some time now …
They found that he’s also embellished coverage of Israel/Hezbollah conflict, the Arab Spring and more …
My trust is broken man …
So I have some questions for you Brian …
1. Is your name actually Brian? …and were you actually born in America, or are you from like Kenya or some place like that? …
2. Did you actually ever work at NBC, or was that just some kind of publicity stunt you pulled off to make us all think you had a job? … hey, it could happen …
3. Are you now, or have you ever been a member of the Communist party? … the GOP? ( I know, kinda redundant eh?), the KKK? or Destiny’s Child? …
4. 7 + 34 x 56 – 23 = ? …
5. If you were on a train that left New York at 11:30 Pm on a Tuesday, with two ex presidents and Elvis Presley (yes that bugger is alive and well and living in a rundown Paris studio apartment with Jim Morrison, an drug addled iguana named Ziggy, and several cats), and you all had a drink every time someone in the car got up to go to the washroom,and two drinks every time you exaggerated, how many drinks would it take before you claimed to have slept with both presidents and Elvis? … or the afore mentioned iguana? …
In reality, this whole story shouldn’t come as a surprise to anyone … the news has mostly been propaganda and ideologically driven bullshit for decades … add in the fact that EVERY major news outlet in America is owned by huge conglomerates who really have no reason to disseminate the truth … this story is also a little sad, in that we as a public would even bat an eye when some news jock lies…shit, Billo the clown and Hannity the manatee over at Faux News have been getting raises every time they spin a new tall tale for years …so, in a way, ya’ can’t really blame Lyin Brian for trying to snatch his moments of glory and self administered grandeur …
So cya Brian … I’m gunna miss yer’ night time tales of fantasy and wonder …

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