top ten donald dump popularity enhancers … the spinal tap edition

things donald ‘gasbags’ dump could do to make himself even more popular with 2016 gop voters …

usa-election_trump11. strip naked and sing ‘God Bless America’ during the next debate …
2. have ted nugent play with him as he does the above (yeah, take that any way ya’ wanna) …
3. punch jeb ‘the energizerless bunny’ bush in the face live on faux and friends …
4. paint his face with the ‘rebel flag’ for his next rally (of course that means he’d hafta remove that white hood he’s been sporting) …
5. promise even more amazing, wonderful, incredible, fantastical, yuuuge, make yer’ head spin so fast ya’ won’t even believe it, stuff that only he can do shit than he already has …
6. finally stop referring to Hillary as the worst secretary of state ever, and just call her what he really means, and what his audience really wants to hear … ‘that lefty communist whore hag bitch disaster’ …
7. actually date his daughter instead of just pondering it in interviews …
8. wear that white robe we all know he has in his closet to his next ‘rally’ …
9. call Megyn, Carly and Rosie even more names than he already has (once again proving that all the pretend money in the world can’t buy ya’ class, or a bigger penis) …
10. finally just refer to President Obama using the ‘N’ word … c’mon, ya’ know it’s coming sooner or later with this gop grifter d-bag …AND
11. announce David Duke as his running mate while setting a box of poor, Mexican, Muslim, lesbian, rapist gang members on fire …

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