d-bag of the week … the ‘and it’s only freakin’ monday’ edition … sheesh

golden dbag award winner by hip is everything

and yeah, before i get any more e-mails on the subject (and thank you all for the kind words, atta boys, and “where the fuck has the d-bag of the week gone?”) i figure i’ll get back to work here…hey, it’s summer, i been busy … well, not actually busy as much as lazy, but wtf, same thing …
well kinda …
you know …
anyways, on with the show …
because the douchebaggery has not abated in any way since our last douchebaggery award, and all the sliminess and slithering that passes for sentient behavior in the so-called corridors of power still seem to be as rampant as ever, it must be time to single out our d-bag of the week …as all good deeds truly deserve some kind of reward, it’s that time again …
and (insert favorite deity here) knows, we certainly did have another week chock bloody full of scheming, lying politicians, incoherent, ass kissing, dog whistle blowing, incessantly blathering, windbag broadcasters, greedy, glamour glomming grifters and pointless, prevaricating and pontificating pricks …
so, it’s time to answer the question that seemingly needs to be answered kids …
just who took their act to the lowest of the low, the worst of the worst, the slimiest of the slimy, the doucheyist of the douchey? … are those even freakin’ words? …
they are now i guess … lol …
who was the king or queen of douchebaggery in the last seven days? …
who was the grandest douche rocket of the bunch? …
it was, as always, a week that was, full of some of the slimiest, sleaziest, slithering, scuzzball serpents the world of poll pandering, petulant and pithy partisan politics, fanatical, frenzied, far fetched faith freaks, and the exorbitant, exaggerated and exuberant elitist acquisitiveness, avarice and avidity that the preening power pricks(aka politics, religion and corporatocracy) has to offer …
and this week was as bad as every other lately, the norm these days it seems, with more than it’s fair share of despicable, degenerate douche bag dancing, misogynistic, mean-minded and mendacious maneuvers, slimy, sickening, sleaze-ball slithering, repugnant, reprehensible, repulsive and revolting rantings and railings, and an out and out torrent of treasonous talk and treacherous temper tantrums …
especially by the so-called “family values” gang over on the right and their bat shit crazy, bullshit bellowing, ideologically inane, greedy and groveling, greasy grifters and their prevaricating, petulant, pompous and pointlessly pious proponents …
in the end, as we always do, we found our winner …
and a rather deserving one, if I do say so myself …
and even though this week’s douche-off was not without a copiously crammed cornucopia of conniving, classless, clueless, crass and cretinous challengers to that majestic mantle of  mediocrity, mendacity, meandering mindlessness and missteps we like to call the ‘d-bag of the week’, we do have a distinct winner …
and who kids is the doucheyist of ‘em all this week? …
the envelope please … 

and our winner of  the always deserved, rarely accepted d-bag of the week is …

BEN CARSON … idiocracy at it’s finest …

Ben Carson Campaign Manager: We Have No Issue With ‘Islam-Lite’
Ben Carson’s campaign manager on Monday made clear Islam was the only faith he believes runs afoul of the values in the U.S. Constitution, sparing potential candidates for the White House who might happen to be Jewish, Hindu or Buddhist.
“I don’t think there’s any other religion that says that people of other religions have to be killed,” Carson campaign chief Barry Bennet told The Huffington Post following an event in Washington, D.C., hosted by National Review and Google. (It’s a misconception that the Quran advocates violence against non-Muslims.) “I know there are a lot of other people who practice, I’ll call it Islam-lite. And that’s fine,” he said.
The famed neurosurgeon caused a stir when he told NBC’s Chuck Todd over the weekend that he would not support a Muslim becoming president because Islam is “inconsistent with the values and principles of America” and is incompatible with the U.S. Constitution.
The comments drew condemnation from Democratic and Republican presidential hopefuls alike. Contrary to Carson’s views, the Constitution states that “no religious test shall ever be required as a qualification to any office or public trust under the United States.”

ben carson by donkey hoteyBut who the fuck are we kidding here peeps? …
Carson stands absolutely zero chance of becoming president …
If the GOP selected Carson as their candidate, and the Dems picked a rock – they’d be swearing in the nation’s first inanimate object as Commander-in-Chief …
And to show you just how bat shit crazy, pandering, empathy free and bigoted this guy is here are just five quotes from the GOP candidate to prove why he’s way too fucking whacked to become president …
and this guy isn’t just whacked, his vision of what America should look like is beyond scary to boot …

1. “You know Obamacare is really I think the worst thing that has happened in this nation since slavery. And it is in a way, it is slavery in a way, because it is making all of us subservient to the government, and it was never about health care. It was about control.” – 2013 at the Values Voter Summit

2. “Well, my thoughts are that marriage is between a man and a woman. It’s a well-established, fundamental pillar of society and no group, be they gays, be they NAMBLA, be they people who believe in bestiality. It doesn’t matter what they are. They don’t get to change the definition.” – 2013 on Faux News’ Hannity the Manatee

3. “There comes a time when people with values simply have to stand up. Think about Nazi Germany. Most of those people did not believe in what Hitler was doing. But did they speak up? Did they stand up for what they believe in? They did not, and you saw what happened.” – Carson comparing Democrats and those who voted for President Obama to Nazis.

4. “Because 9/11 is an isolated incident. Things that are isolated issues as opposed to things that fundamentally change the United Sates of America and shift power from the people to the government. That is a huge shift. You have to take a long-term look at something that fundamentally changes the power structure of America.” – Carson claiming that “Obamacare” is worse than 9/11 

5. “A lot of people who go into prison straight, and when they come out they’re gay.” – CNN interview on March 4, 2015

The GOP’s BEN CARSON
This week’s d-bag of the week

BEN…
hip is everything salute

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