d-bag of the week …

golden dbag award winner by hip is everything

forget about the zombie apocalypse that will never come …
the real epidemic at hand is the douche-bag apocalypse that is already upon us …
because the douchebaggery has not abated in any way since our last douchebaggery award, and all the sliminess and slithering that passes for sentient behavior in the so-called corridors of power still seem to be as rampant as ever, it must be time to single out our d-bag of the week … and, as all good deeds truly deserve some kind of reward, it’s that time again …
and (insert favorite deity here) knows, we certainly did have another week chock bloody full of scheming, lying politicians, incoherent, ass kissing, dog whistle blowing, incessantly blathering, windbag broadcasters, greedy, glamour glomming grifters and pointless, prevaricating and pontificating pricks …
so, it’s time to answer the question that seemingly needs to be answered kids …
just who took their act to the lowest of the low, the worst of the worst, the slimiest of the slimy, the doucheyist of the douchey? … are those even freakin’ words? …
they are now i guess … lol …
who was the king or queen of douchebaggery in the last seven days? …
who was the grandest douche rocket of the bunch? …
it was, as always, a week that was, full of some of the slimiest, sleaziest, slithering, scuzzball serpents the world of poll pandering, petulant and pithy partisan politics, fanatical, frenzied, far fetched faith freaks, and the exorbitant, exaggerated and exuberant elitist acquisitiveness, avarice and avidity that the preening power pricks(aka politics, religion and corporatocracy) has to offer …
and this week was as bad as every other lately, the norm these days it seems, with more than it’s fair share of despicable, degenerate douche bag dancing, misogynistic, mean-minded and mendacious maneuvers, slimy, sickening, sleaze-ball slithering, repugnant, reprehensible, repulsive and revolting rantings and railings, and an out and out torrent of treasonous talk and treacherous temper tantrums …
especially by the so-called “family values” gang over on the right and their bat shit crazy, bullshit bellowing, ideologically inane, greedy and groveling, greasy grifters and their prevaricating, petulant, pompous and pointlessly pious proponents …
in the end, as we always do, we found our winner …
and a rather deserving one, if I do say so myself …
and even though this week’s douche-off was not without a copiously crammed cornucopia of conniving, classless, clueless, crass and cretinous challengers to that majestic mantle of  mediocrity, mendacity, meandering mindlessness and missteps we like to call the ‘d-bag of the week’, we do have a distinct winner …
and who kids is the doucheyist of ‘em all this week? …
the envelope please … 

our winner of  the always deserved, rarely accepted d-bag of the week is …
for the second week in a row …
that pander bear himself …
that rebel without a clue …
that pompous, petulant, petty, prevaricating prince of pricks … 

BEN CARSON … douche-bag idiocracy at it’s finest …


Carson: Losing Gun Rights Is More ‘Devastating’ Than Bullet-Ravaged Body
Ben Carson Would Have Confronted Oregon Shooter
Ben Carson advocates arming kindergarten teachers

and as far as the “I would not stand there and let him shoot me …” comment …
that is true Ben, ‘cos ya’ would been laying on the floor in a pool of yer’ own urine, crying like a baby as ya pooped yer’ drawers in fear …
let’s not try to kid anyone Ben …
what a freakin’ douchebag …
Ben …
pos by hip is everything
just sayin’ …

The GOP’s BEN CARSON
This week’s
d-bag of the week
I’m telling ya’ peeps, it won’t be long before any gathering of conservative candidates will begin with shots being fired in the air …


our runner up this week goes to Kevin ‘gotta wreck Hillary’ McCarthy for his “Stop playing politics” spew …

GOP 2016 Religious ConservativesSource: talkingpointsmemo.com
House Majority Leader Kevin McCarthy (R-CA) addressed his recent comments about the Benghazi committee again on Wednesday, urging people to “stop playing politics.”
McCarthy last week touted the House Select Committee on Benghazi’s success in hurting Hillary Clinton, prompting outcries from Democrats that the committee was formed for political reasons.
“Let’s be very clear: Benghazi is not polit­ic­al,” Mc­Carthy said when asked about his comments at a press conference with House leadership, according to National Journal.
Read more here …


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