guns don’t kill people … chocolate labs do (or, at least they try)

in a moment of irony too good to be true …
straight in from the ‘you just can’t write this shit’ department …
and p.s. … no owners were harmed in the making of this story …
well, no-one was killed anyways … but I bet that foot hurts like a mutha …

Dog Named ‘Trigger’ Shoots Owner
from the associated press …
Authorities say a northern Indiana woman is recovering after being shot in the foot by her dog.
And the dog’s name? Trigger.
Indiana Conservation Officer Jonathon Boyd says 25-year-old Allie Carter of Avilla laid her 12-gauge shotgun on the ground without the safety on during a waterfowl hunt Saturday at Tri-County Fish and Wildlife Area.
Boyd says Carter’s chocolate Labrador retriever, Trigger, stepped on top of the shotgun and depressed the trigger.
He says Carter was shot in the left foot at point-blank range, suffering injuries to her foot and toes. She was treated at two hospitals and released.
Tri-County Fish and Wildlife Area is about 140 miles north of Indianapolis.

so … a few thought immediately spring to mind here …
where were the “good” dogs with guns when this went down? …
(this just in, NRA says hunting boots should be armed)
You just know that Ted Cruz and Wayne Lapierre will be holding a joint presser any moment now blaming Obama and demanding that Repugs don’t give in to background checks on Labradors …
and finally, I’d like to know – was Dick Cheney anywhere nearby when this all went down? …
hey, inquiring minds wanna know …
(and let’s remember people, there are no bad dogs, just bad shots)
(who’s a good boy, who’s a good boy, yeah Trigger is, yeah …)(sorry, had to … lol)

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