d-bag of the week … the fascist edition

golden d-bag of the week award by hip is everything

because the douchebaggery has not abated in any way since our last d-bag award, and all the sliminess and slithering that passes for sentient behavior in the so-called corridors of power still seem to be as rampant as ever, it must be time to single out our d-bag of the week … and, as all good deeds truly deserve some kind of reward, it’s that time again …
and (insert favorite deity here) knows, we certainly did have another week chock bloody full of scheming, lying politicians, incoherent, ass kissing, dog whistle blowing, incessantly blathering, windbag broadcasters, greedy, glamour glomming grifters and pointless, prevaricating and pontificating pricks …
so, it’s time to answer the question that seemingly needs to be answered kids …
just who took their act to the lowest of the low, the worst of the worst, the slimiest of the slimy, the doucheyist of the douchey? … are those even freakin’ words? …
they are now i guess … lol …
who was the king or queen of douchebaggery in the last seven days? …
who was the grandest douche rocket of the bunch? …
it was, as always, a week that was, full of some of the slimiest, sleaziest, slithering, scuzzball serpents the world of poll pandering, petulant and pithy partisan politics, fanatical, frenzied, far fetched faith freaks, and the exorbitant, exaggerated and exuberant elitist acquisitiveness, avarice and avidity that the preening power pricks(aka politics, religion and corporatocracy) has to offer …
and this week was as bad as every other lately, the norm these days it seems, with more than it’s fair share of despicable, degenerate douche bag dancing, misogynistic, mean-minded and mendacious maneuvers, slimy, sickening, sleaze-ball slithering, repugnant, reprehensible, repulsive and revolting rantings and railings, and an out and out torrent of treasonous talk and treacherous temper tantrums …
especially by the so-called “family values” gang over on the right and their bat shit crazy, bullshit bellowing, ideologically inane, greedy and groveling, greasy grifters and their prevaricating, petulant, pompous and pointlessly pious proponents …
in the end, as we always do, we found our winner …
and a rather deserving one, if I do say so myself …
and even though this week’s douche-off was not without a copiously crammed cornucopia of conniving, classless, clueless, crass and cretinous challengers to that majestic mantle of  mediocrity, mendacity, meandering mindlessness and missteps we like to call the ‘d-bag of the week’, we do have a distinct winner …
and who kids is the doucheyist of ‘em all this week? …
the envelope please … 

our winner of  the always deserved, rarely accepted d-bag of the week is …
for the second time in a row …
that pander bear himself …
that rebel without a clue …
that pompous, perpetually puffed-up, petulant, petty, prevaricating prince of pricks …
the bloviating, bleating, bellowing, bagger bigot himself …
Donald ‘Gasbags’ Trump

donald gasbags trump by hip is everythingThe presidential candidate said that it would be a good idea to keep a database of Muslims in America 
Even for Donald Trump, this is low.
The Republican presidential candidate said that he’d support a database that keeps track of Muslims in the U.S.
“There should be a lot of systems, beyond databases,”
he told NBC News on Thursday. “I would certainly implement that, absolutely.”
NBC’s Vaughn Hillyard asked how that plan would be different from when Nazis tracked Jewish people.
“You tell me,” Trump said.
The Nazi government kept meticulous records of its Jewish population through Census data and forced them to wear yellow Star of David badges.
Rabbi Jack Moline, executive director of the nonprofit Interfaith Alliance, compared Trump’s policies to those of the Nazis.
“My father was in World War II, and he fought to preserve America against what the Nazis were doing,” he said. “This is exactly why there is an America, to not be like that.”
On Thursday, Trump told Yahoo News that
the U.S. would have to do “unthinkable” actions concerning followers of the Islamic faith and declined to rule out warrantless searches of American Muslims or identifying them by their religion in a database or national I.D. scheme.
Trump has gained political strength in the wake of the Nov. 13 Paris terrorist attacks,
new polls show. A WBUR poll of Republican voters in New Hampshire conducted just after the attacks found Trump’s support had risen 4 points from a similar poll at the start of this month.

Once again a GOP presidential candidate shows an unsurprising (or maybe just unwilling) lack of understanding of the constitution and shows his fascist colors
NOTE: So, some extremist, violent fanatics who just also happen to be Muslim shoot up Paris and the Right Wing are in a total fucking panic, and all kinds of new laws and restrictions are in order, yet when a white home grown Christian guns down a grade school or a college campus Republicans are good with it, because the NRA is screaming about “da’ second ‘mendment!!!”? …  yeah that makes sense people …
shake my fucking head …

it was almost a two way tie for head d-bag this week with Roanaoke Mayor David A. Bowers … (see doc here)
the Virginia mayor on Wednesday cited Franklin D. Roosevelt’s decision to “sequester Japanese foreign nationals” during World War II to justify his opposition to taking in Syrian refugees. The wartime incarceration of Japanese and Japanese-Americans, the majority of whom were U.S. citizens, is often considered to be one of the darkest moments in American history.
“President Franklin D. Roosevelt felt compelled to sequester Japanese foreign nationals after the bombing of Pearl Harbor, and it appears that the threat of harm to America from Isis now is as real and series as that from our enemies then,” Roanaoke Mayor David A. Bowers said. “It seems to me better to be safe than sorry.” …
however, with the Donald’s never ending and incessant ignorance, hate spewing and out and out racism, well, there realy was no choice but to send the award his way … better luck next time Mayor Bowers … if it’s any consolation bruh, we still think yer’ a total piece o’ crap too …
so Donnie, you dog-whistle blowing prick …
hip is everything salute
and have one for the horse ya’ rode in on too ya d-bag! …

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