d-bag of the week … mad dogs, no englishmen tour begins

golden d-bag of the week award by hip is everything

because the douchebaggery has not abated in any way since our last d-bag award, and all the sliminess and slithering that passes for sentient behavior in the so-called corridors of power still seem to be as rampant as ever, it must be time to single out our d-bag of the week … and, as all good deeds truly deserve some kind of reward, it’s that time again …
and (insert favorite deity here) knows, we certainly did have another week chock bloody full of scheming, lying politicians, incoherent, ass kissing, dog whistle blowing, incessantly blathering, windbag broadcasters, greedy, glamour glomming grifters and pointless, prevaricating and pontificating pricks …
so, it’s time to answer the question that seemingly needs to be answered kids …
just who took their act to the lowest of the low, the worst of the worst, the slimiest of the slimy, the doucheyist of the douchey? … are those even freakin’ words? …
they are now i guess … lol …
who was the king or queen of douchebaggery in the last seven days? …
who was the grandest douche rocket of the bunch? …
it was, as always, a week that was, full of some of the slimiest, sleaziest, slithering, scuzzball serpents the world of poll pandering, petulant and pithy partisan politics, fanatical, frenzied, far fetched faith freaks, and the exorbitant, exaggerated and exuberant elitist acquisitiveness, avarice and avidity that the preening power pricks(aka politics, religion and corporatocracy) has to offer …
and this week was as bad as every other lately, the norm these days it seems, with more than it’s fair share of despicable, degenerate douche bag dancing, misogynistic, mean-minded and mendacious maneuvers, slimy, sickening, sleaze-ball slithering, repugnant, reprehensible, repulsive and revolting rantings and railings, and an out and out torrent of treasonous talk and treacherous temper tantrums …
especially by the so-called “family values” gang over on the right and their bat shit crazy, bullshit bellowing, ideologically inane, greedy and groveling, greasy grifters and their prevaricating, petulant, pompous and pointlessly pious proponents …
in the end, as we always do, we found our winner …
and a rather deserving one, if I do say so myself …
and even though this week’s douche-off was not without a copiously crammed cornucopia of conniving, classless, clueless, crass and cretinous challengers to that majestic mantle of  mediocrity, mendacity, meandering mindlessness and missteps we like to call the ‘d-bag of the week’, we do have a distinct winner …
and who kids is the doucheyist of ‘em all this week? …
the envelope please … 

our winner of  the always deserved, rarely accepted d-bag of the week is …
truly, a man without a clue …
a pompous, perpetually puffed-up, petulant, petty, prevaricating prince of pricks …
the bullshit blasting boob himself …
Dr. Ben Carson

in a moment of pure irony, with at least a couple of dashes of hypocrisy and faux concern tossed in, Ben “the Psychopath” Carson will reportedly visit a refugee camp in Jordan … if y’all remember, the mumblin’ maestro o’ mendacity last week likened Syrian refugees to ‘rabid dogs’, which makes this announcement especially worthy of doucherocket status …
my best guess is that he probably has a book signing scheduled at the refugee camp … either that or he figures (almost certainly correctly) that after meeting this grifter in person none of the refugees will ever want to emigrate to the good old US of A … on the upside the books will make great tinder for a nice fire on a cold Jordanian night at the camp … plus it gives Ben a chance to at least pretend to be a ‘compassionate conservative’ for at least 1 day … plus it should make a great fund-raising photo-op for the political performance artist … hey seeing as Newt Blingrich and the Klondike Kardashian aren’t pretending to run this year, someone has to fill the gop-grifter/greed void …

WASHINGTON, Nov 27 (Reuters) – Republican presidential candidate Ben Carson is traveling to Jordan on Friday to visit Syrian refugees at a United Nations-run camp, according to media reports.
Carson, a top-tier candidate in public opinion polls, has faced increased scrutiny over his foreign policy credentials amid comments about China’s role in the Syrian crisis, as well as remarks likening some Syrian refugees to rabid dogs.
The retired neurosurgeon will visit a Syrian refugee camp in the northern Jordan town of Azraq, according to the New York Times, which first reported the surprise trip. While there, he will visit a clinic and hospital, the newspaper said.
Representatives for Carson’s campaign could not be immediately reached for comment.

BEN CARSON … yer’ No. 1 in our hearts …
hip is everything salute
and yer’ the Douche-bag of the week!
Grats you greedy, obtuse, uninformed, cretinous grifter!

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