d-bag of the week – bat shit fever

golden d-bag of the week award by hip is everything

because the douchebaggery has not abated in any way since our last d-bag award, and all the sliminess and slithering that passes for sentient behavior in the so-called corridors of power still seem to be as rampant as ever, it must be time to single out our d-bag of the week … and, as all good deeds truly deserve some kind of reward, it’s that time again …
and (insert favorite deity here) knows, we certainly did have another week chock bloody full of scheming, lying politicians, incoherent, ass kissing, dog whistle blowing, incessantly blathering, windbag broadcasters, greedy, glamour glomming grifters and pointless, prevaricating and pontificating pricks …
so, it’s time to answer the question that seemingly needs to be answered kids …
just who took their act to the lowest of the low, the worst of the worst, the slimiest of the slimy, the doucheyist of the douchey? … are those even freakin’ words? …
they are now i guess … lol …
who was the king or queen of douchebaggery in the last seven days? …
who was the grandest douche rocket of the bunch? …
it was, as always, a week that was, full of some of the slimiest, sleaziest, slithering, scuzzball serpents the world of poll pandering, petulant and pithy partisan politics, fanatical, frenzied, far fetched faith freaks, and the exorbitant, exaggerated and exuberant elitist acquisitiveness, avarice and avidity that the preening power pricks(aka politics, religion and corporatocracy) has to offer …
and this week was as bad as every other lately, the norm these days it seems, with more than it’s fair share of despicable, degenerate douche bag dancing, misogynistic, mean-minded and mendacious maneuvers, slimy, sickening, sleaze-ball slithering, repugnant, reprehensible, repulsive and revolting rantings and railings, and an out and out torrent of treasonous talk and treacherous temper tantrums …
especially by the so-called “family values” gang over on the right and their bat shit crazy, bullshit bellowing, ideologically inane, greedy and groveling, greasy grifters and their prevaricating, petulant, pompous and pointlessly pious proponents …
in the end, as we always do, we found our winner …
and a rather deserving one, if I do say so myself …
and even though this week’s douche-off was not without a copiously crammed cornucopia of conniving, classless, clueless, crass and cretinous challengers to that majestic mantle of  mediocrity, mendacity, meandering mindlessness and missteps we like to call the ‘d-bag of the week’, we do have a distinct winner …
and who kids is the doucheyist of ‘em all this week? …
the envelope please … 

our winner of  the always deserved, rarely accepted d-bag of the week is …
that draft-dodging pedophile and musical has-been …
the man who deliberately shit his pants and didn’t change them so as to avoid the draft …
the ‘all talk, no walk’ loser from Detroit …
Ted ‘the Splooge’ Nugent
i bet he shits his pants again if destiny calls …
just sayin’ …

nugent all mouth no ballsTed Nugent Calls for Hanging Clinton and Obama After Seeing ’13 Hours’

Source: Mediaite
Ted Nugent has a lot of ideas and he has never been afraid to express them, even when they are violent and border on murderous threats. This morning, Nugent logged into Facebook to express to his 2 million followers how the new, floppy Michael Bay film, 13 Hours, made him feel.

Our unholy rotten soulless criminal America destroying government killed 4 Americans in Banghazi. Period! What sort of chimpass punk would deny security, turn down 61 requests for security, then tell US forces to STAND DOWN when they were ready to kickass on the allapukes & save American lives! Obama & Clinton, thats who. They should be tried for treason & hung. Our entire fkdup gvt must be cleansed asap.

If you don’t have time to read the whole thing — which is primarily a New York Times article by Kenneth Timmerman that Nugent copied and pasted without credit, later editing the post to include Timmerman’s name
Read more: HERE …


I’m not even going to start on the myriad of bullshit and false premises/statements made by Bay in his new film …
I don’t have nearly enough space here to cover that …
Ted, you ignorant, ill informed, prevaricating prick and hate monger …
YOU truly and deservedly are the D-Bag of the week …
wango tango this asshole!
hip is everything salute
NOTE: Didn’t this waste of skin promise to kill himself if Obama won in 2012? …
I guess he couldn’t get the bow and arrow to shoot backwards …
And, Mr. Bay – http://www.politifact.com/embassyattacks/
I am sure you are hard at work making a movie about each of these attacks also … right Mr. Bay?
a few facts for Mr. Bay:
FACT: There is No Evidence That Clinton Personally Signed Off On A Cable Reducing Security in Benghazi. (in fact it was a GOP congress that cut the funding to embassy safety – repeatedly)
FACT: Hillary Clinton Was Not Unaccounted For During The Attacks: She Was In Continuous Contact With Administration Officials.
FACT: The State Department Did Not Watch The Benghazi Attacks Unfold In Real Time.
FACT: Contrary To Conservative Conspiracies, Clinton Missed A Scheduled Benghazi Hearing After being Injured.
FACT: Clinton’s, “What Difference At This Point Does It Make” Comment Was referring To The Administration’s Post Attack Talking Points, Not Tragic Consequences Of Attack.
FACT: Intelligence Community, The Suspected Attackers, And Eyewitnesses All Linked The Inflammatory Anti-Islam Video To The Attacks.
http://mediamatters.org/research/2015/10/21/a-comprehensive-guide-to-myths-and-facts-about/206289

and … one final fact for the Tedophile …
“Threatening the President of the United States is a class E felony under United States Code Title 18, Section 871”

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