all aboard the crazy train

The Crazy is strong with these ones …

Glenn Beck: God Allowed Scalia To Die In Order To Highlight The Importance Of Electing Ted Cruz
Alex Jones: Obama Killed Scalia And ‘All Hell Is About To Break Loose
Rick Wiles: Obama Killed Scalia As A Pagan Human Sacrifice

so … God willed the government to murder Scalia to bring about pagan fascism in the US? …
I’M SO CONFUSED … actually my first thought was that it was aliens … shows what I know …
So I guess that socialist, communist, Kenyan, Muslim sympathizer Obama has officially decided not to close all the churches and force us all into sharia law … shit! … I was kinda looking forward to hiding my fat ass under a burqa … Guess it’s back to the diet again …

In conclusion, one must assume that Obama killed Paul! … Because his age minus Paul’s age equal Johns age minus 12, which is a Nordic sign for death (which John referenced in the song Norwegian Wood) … and Ringo’s dog had a license number which ended in 666, which, if added to the last 3 digits of Scalia’s library card, equals the last known street address of Charles Manson, who was referenced in a legal brief once belonging to Hillary Clinton, who is a secret lover of Bernie Sanders, who once while high on heroin, called Reagan a poopy head, and was never observed by John Lewis as existing … and the last lottery ticket numbers bought by Jesse Ventura added to the to the birthdate of JFK equal 719872543, which is the number of the times Clarence Thomas voiced any words divided by 719872543 … PLUS both Clarence Thomas and Scalia the Beast were in the same place on 9-11, which was Dick Cheney’s secret bunker …
Good God… could it be any clearer? …  Jesus peeps, wake the fuck up before it’s too late …the end times are surely upon us! …


in another moment of almost unbelievable bat shit cray cray and empathy free idiocy, brother of renowned Texas cat portraitist, finger painter and war criminal “George The Shrub”, Jebediah “mini-shrub” Bush tweeted out his “portrait” of the ‘Murican Dream …
ammosexual

When a man hoping to be president of the United States can sum up his own country with a photograph of a monogrammed gun and the single-word caption “America”, it may be time for the rest of the world to worry … Obviously, he’s trying to appeal to the rage and irrationality that have made Donald Trump’s bombastical assault on the White House look increasingly plausible while Bush languishes in his own political ineptitude … America, says Bush’s Twitter account, is a gun with your name on it … and in an age where Americans are dying by the thousands yearly to gun violence, I can’t figure out which is greater – his total lack of empathy, his total hubris, his totally desperate and pitiful plea for attention and relevance, or his complete submission to the NRA and it’s disciples … no matter, they ALL disqualify the man from taking a turn in the oval office …
Sickening …
I’m guessing he probably has his name tattooed on his dick too … although I’m guessing from the above photo, he only has room for “!” … let’s just hope he keeps that pic to himself …(must be compensating for something)

in a semi-related story … team Jeb forgot to renew jebbush.com so Trump bought the site which now forwards to Trump’s site … you just can’t make this stuff up … Mission Accomplished! …


in a recently unearthed interview, the man with the urine soaked ferret living on his cheeto dust encrusted face, Donald “the dumpster fire” Trump once again proves what a “man” and “military hero” he truly is …
1997 Interview: Draft-Dodger Trump Said Sleeping Around Was My ‘Personal Vietnam’
(Daily Beast) In a 1997 interview with shock jock Howard Stern, Trump talked about how he had been “lucky” not to have contracted diseases when he was sleeping around. “I’ve been so lucky in terms of that whole world. It is a dangerous world out there. It’s scary, like Vietnam. Sort of like the Vietnam-era,” Trump said in a video that resurfaced Tuesday on Buzzfeed, “It is my personal Vietnam. I feel like a great and very brave soldier.”
Donnie, you sir are a piece o’ shit … just sayin’ … (my sincerest apologies to shit for the comparison) …

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