settle it like men, ya’ wusses!

no guns at the GOP convention??!?? …
what the fuck?!? …
my heart is broken …
okay, a little background I guess, so y’all catch what I’m layin’ down here …
a couple of months ago a group of ammosexuals, er, excuse me, I mean likely GOP convention goers started a petition to allow open carry at their upcoming convention in Cleveland …
apparently that idea is now a ‘no-go’ …
fuck! …
this was going to be epic …
Trump supporters staring down Cruz sheeple … drunk, sleepless and armed! …
woot!…what the fuck could possibly go wrong eh? …
ya’ get yerself a giant arena, fill it with bat shit crazies, serve ‘em alcohol for a few days, then tell ‘em all that the GOP establishment doesn’t want either one of their fascist, uninformed, hateful, bigoted and blathering buffoons to represent them in the general election … and it’s freaking on baby …
like a Palin looking for a free swag bag, or Hannity the manatee seeing his own reflection, chaos! …
these yokels and cletuses will be firing shots into the air in drunken celebration until the moment they realize their boy ain’t gunna win, and then …
yahoo time! …
and now, no guns …
fuck! I say … fuck! …
go on GOP. settle this like men! …
yer’ always on about how everything can be solved with guns …
so …
prove it ya’ pussies … or are ya’ scared? … ya’ buncha fucking hypocrites …
grab a piece and let’s settle this whole trump v. cruz thing like the john wayne lovin’, wayne lapierre zombies you truly are …
do it for the GOP! …

note: before I get the inevitable pissed beyond belief emails from those who just don’t understand … click here

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