mmm-asturbation

There, I knew that would get yer’ attention …

Man, these assholes just can’t let it go, can they …
For a bunch of people who constantly, and I mean CONSTANTLY rage on about the ‘dangerous’ morals of others and the ‘perils of sex’, these people just can’t seem to get that needle unstuck …
Every time we turn around these d-bags are sticking their under-informed, knowledge bereft yaps into other people’s business …
Now, this …

A Christian author is warning women that “masturbation is a direct path to Satan.”
Mack Major of Eden Decoded wrote on Facebook that “too many Christian women are losing their salvation because they masturbate.”
“Dildos and all of those other sex toys have been used for thousands of years in demonic sex rituals,” he wrote. “It’s one of the main ways ancient pagan societies worshiped their demonic gods.”
Major added: “There is nothing normal about it. And shame on any Christian that says so.”
The Facebook post linked to a blog entry on the topic on the Eden Decoded website which warned that Satan used sex to “empower demonic entities.”

He wrote: 

“Many of you who are reading this have sex toys in your possession right now. And whether you want to accept it as fact or not: those sex toys are an open portal between the demonic realm and your own life. As long as you have those sex toys in your home, you have a doorway that can allow demons to not only access your life at will, but also to torment you, hinder and destroy certain parts of your life as it relates to sex and your relationships.”
There are such things as sex demons. And the danger in masturbating is that one could inadvertently summon a sex demon to attach itself to you through the act of masturbating. And once that demon attaches, it is difficult to get it to leave. It will drive you to masturbate, even when you don’t want to. You’ll be hit with urges to play with yourself so powerful that only an orgasm will allow you some temporary relief.”
Major also wrote that a sex demon may attract “other unclean spirits,” which would “also attach to your life.”

I’m guessing that the true concern here is that If women masturbate, they will probably experience orgasms and become aware of what they’re missing with conservative Christian men …
Just sayin’ …
Besides I have dedicated a portion of my life to research in this area and nope, no freaking demons lurking about my place …
And yer’ all more than welcome for my extensive scientific sacrifice …

Later peeps, I got something to do … ME! … lololol … have a GREAT day my friends …
<heads off to ‘ring Satan’s doorbell’>

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