d-bag of the week …

Posted on January 21, 2016 by hip is everything

golden d-bag of the week award by hip is everything

because the douchebaggery has not abated in any way since our last d-bag award, and all the sliminess and slithering that passes for sentient behavior in the so-called corridors of power still seem to be as rampant as ever, it must be time to single out our d-bag of the week … and, as all good deeds truly deserve some kind of reward, it’s that time again …
and (insert favorite deity here) knows, we certainly did have another week chock bloody full of scheming, lying politicians, incoherent, ass kissing, dog whistle blowing, incessantly blathering, windbag broadcasters, greedy, glamour glomming grifters and pointless, prevaricating and pontificating pricks …
so, it’s time to answer the question that seemingly needs to be answered kids …
just who took their act to the lowest of the low, the worst of the worst, the slimiest of the slimy, the doucheyist of the douchey? … are those even freakin’ words? …
they are now i guess … lol …
who was the king or queen of douchebaggery in the last seven days? …
who was the grandest douche rocket of the bunch? …
it was, as always, a week that was, full of some of the slimiest, sleaziest, slithering, scuzzball serpents the world of poll pandering, petulant and pithy partisan politics, fanatical, frenzied, far fetched faith freaks, and the exorbitant, exaggerated and exuberant elitist acquisitiveness, avarice and avidity that the preening power pricks(aka politics, religion and corporatocracy) has to offer …
and this week was as bad as every other lately, the norm these days it seems, with more than it’s fair share of despicable, degenerate douche bag dancing, misogynistic, mean-minded and mendacious maneuvers, slimy, sickening, sleaze-ball slithering, repugnant, reprehensible, repulsive and revolting rantings and railings, and an out and out torrent of treasonous talk and treacherous temper tantrums …
especially by the so-called “family values” gang over on the right and their bat shit crazy, bullshit bellowing, ideologically inane, greedy and groveling, greasy grifters and their prevaricating, petulant, pompous and pointlessly pious proponents …
in the end, as we always do, we found our winner …
and a rather deserving one, if I do say so myself …
and even though this week’s douche-off was not without a copiously crammed cornucopia of conniving, classless, clueless, crass and cretinous challengers to that majestic mantle of  mediocrity, mendacity, meandering mindlessness and missteps we like to call the ‘d-bag of the week’, we do have a distinct winner …
and who kids is the doucheyist of ‘em all this week? …
the envelope please … 

our winner … of  the always deserved … rarely accepted … d-bag of the week is …

TREY GOWDY … doucherocket extraordinaire!

gop-tears-impotent-rageThe chairman of the Select Committee on Benghazi went to ground after he and his colleagues grilled Hillary Clinton in October. They haven’t had a single hearing since then (and had only three public hearings before that one), though they occasionally send news releases reminding the world that their 700-day-old investigation continues.
But that is about to change. Gowdy, after blowing through several previous deadlines he set, has said to expect a final report “before summer,” and Republicans say they are drafting it now. In another indication that the rollout is approaching, Gowdy last month stopped giving Democrats transcripts of witness interviews. This move, ostensibly to prevent leaks, diminishes the minority’s ability respond to allegations contained in the majority report.
Depending on how long the declassification review takes, the Benghazi report is on track to drop by mid-July, just before Congress recesses for the conventions and at a time when Republicans will be in need of a distraction from the Trump-Cruz standoff. If the review takes longer (they typically last from a few weeks to a several months), it could come out in September, in the campaign’s homestretch.
Either scenario would confirm what critics of the panel have said all along (and what Majority Leader Kevin McCarthy incautiously confirmed) — that the panel is a political exercise designed to damage Clinton. Fox News host Greta van Susteren,
writing in the Huffington Post a year ago, argued that “dragging the investigation into 2016 looks political” and that releasing the report right before the election “looks awful” and “sends a bad message about fairness.”
If the report comes out in 2016, she wrote, “it is fair to draw an adverse inference against the Committee — an adverse inference of playing politics. . . . Whatever the findings are in this investigation — it will forever be plagued by allegations of unfairness, and politics if this investigation is dragged into 2016.”  …
from the washington post … more here …

So, a few words to my friends on the right …
Lose the self-righteousness … let’s just calm the fuck down and put the faux outrage back in the box for now …
There are plenty more serious matters at hand that you worthless idiots should be paying attention to …
I sure didn’t see any of you guys clamoring for investigations of other embassy attacks (there have been plenty) or an investigation of Obama’s idiot predecessor for invading the wrong country based on lies and incompetence …
This is about getting Hillary …. Nothing more and nothing less …
With all the years and years of whining, pissing and moaning about “waste”” in government” you do this? …
You people (and I obviously use that term loosely) should be ashamed of yourselves …
Trey, you lost all credibility with your shameless, relentless and unwarranted bias against Hilary Clinton the first several times through this whole charade …
You obviously care more about politics than national security and this report will only add to the $20 million you’ve already wasted on this so called “investigation” …
There is PLENTY of legitimate reasons to attack Hillary on policy, so how about you and Lindsey “I’m getting the vapors” Graham just head off back to whatever fucking rock you two crawled out from under and quit wasting the time and tax dollars of the American public … personally I am NO fan of HRC, I could write a book on why I don’t think she or the Big Dog should be anywhere near the white house, but this is all nothing more than partisan hackery and party politics at it’s worst …
The uncomfortable reality of Benghazi will always be that the Ambassador left the safety of the embassy and chose to travel to a dangerous location without what turned out to be adequate security …
He obviously thought it was necessary, and he obviously thought he would be safe …
I honestly think he would be appalled by this Republican circus and witch hunt … And, let’s remember that it was a GOP congress that cut funding that was needed by American Embassies for security – repeatedly …
I sure as hell don’t remember ANY GOP tears of impotent rage about that …0000
You know you STILL have absolutely nothing but hope that the “illusion of a bombshell” will be enough to distract the American voter … how truly pathetic …
Plus, if you asshats were actually serious about beating Hillary or Bernie in November, you wouldn’t be offering the Dongald and the Dominionist up as your choices …
Let’s get real, the GOP has become nothing more than a party of racists, whiners, haters, fear mongers, war mongers, 1% sycophants and shills, and people with only complaints, no answers …
A hateful, ignorant, fascist with a urine hued ferret living on his head who spray tans with Dorito dust or a hypocritical Dominionist who thinks he’s Eugene McCarthy?????? …
Seriously peeps???? … smh!, the stupid is strong with these ones!

TREY GOWDY
YOU are this week’s douche bag of the week!
hip is everything salute

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