from the convention – night 3 – loser night …

TRUMP KOOLAID 2016 by hip is everythingFor “Make America Fake Again” night, aka “Loser Night” Ted “Cat in the Hat” Cruz, Marco “Cotton Mouth” Rubio and Scott Walker, Hex-us-Ranger all took the stage to firmly plant their noses in the deep orange, bottomless crevice known as the Dongald’s ass …
Oh! what a night! …
Vile and bile and hate filled vitriol was the order of the day, as it always seems to be with this bunch …
Along with a side order of holier than thou with a double dip of bigotry sauce on top …
And that was all topped off with a heaping helping of lie pudding and word salad for dessert …
I don’t know about you, but I couldn’t swallow another bite …
Combined with copious amounts of Bagger flavored Kool-Aid and raw red meat the base seemed sated …
And all of this was served up with a never ending soundtrack of dog whistles and name calling …
Trump may not actually have the best taco bowls, but the man sure can whip up a frothy, foaming Hate soup …
And apparently, for this crowd, the verdict is unanimous – mmm, mmm good …
These peeps sure do seem to enjoy a nice cold bottle of ‘tears of impotent rage’ …
The poutrage was at an all time high … even for Team Hate …
Eric ‘the Leech’ Trump did his thing rolling out the ‘my father is running for you’ con …
Threw up a little in my mouth and missed the next ranter from the fever swamp …
Man, these Trumps are nothing more than grifters, and the grift is the white house … wow …
Then we got some more blather from the corporate talking heads …
Pontification without reason, never calling out the lies, making excuses for every bullshit move by the candidate and his sycophants …
nice work media … way to have the public’s back …
One of the lighter, more fun, family values kinda moments of the evening showed itself in the guise of Newt Blingrich as he showered the crowd with several minutes of “ISIS is coming, and they’re gunna take out whole cities with nukes, and only Trump can save us, and did I mention it’s inevitable” … wow, bummer, oh wait, we’ve heard this whole “they got wmd’s and they’re gunna use ‘em on ‘Muricans, so we better kill ‘em first” before … what was that called again? … hmmm … oh yeah fucking lies, that’s right, now I remember …
If elections truly are about the future, then it sure seems dark and fucking scary with these guys … just sayin’ … lotta doom n’ gloom … ya’ know? …
So, next up on the list o’ amazing wonders brought to you by the same people who brought ya’ Trump U. is the Dumpster’s pick for V.P., that Bagger Doucherocket from Indiana, the poutrager in chief himself, Mr. Empathy Free hisself …
Mikey Pence …

Pontification without reason, never calling out the lies, making excuses for every bullshit move by the candidate and his sycophants …
nice work media … way to have the public’s back …

Pic of the MomentBut first, a quick moment for Ted ‘T is for Terror’ Cruz, and BOOM! … Terrible Ted shows America why everyone who ever knew Ted hates Ted and does a ‘Cruz in 2020’ infomercial and finishes it off with not only no endorsement of the Dongald, but tosses in a “vote yer’ conscience” to the crowd who sees/hears it for what it is, a “don’t waste yer’ time voting for this guy, he’s gonna lose, but show up in 2020 and vote Cruz for Prez baby!” … Blows up the whole convention for tonight …
And then some dude named Mike Pence comes out and talks for a while , but everyone’s still so pissed at Cruz that no-one notices him …
In the words of Scott Walker, Hex-us-Ranger, ‘America deserves better!’

INTERESTING SIDE NOTE: is it just me, or has anyone else noticed that Day 1 blew up because Trump and his team can’t count …Day 2 blew up because no-on bothered to read the documents before doing the deal and Ms. Trump comes off looking like an clueless plagiarist (plus they threw her under the bus all the next morning rather than admit there might have been an issue) … then, Day 3 blows up because Trump et al trust some guy with the old I’ll pay ya’ tuesday for a hamburger today routine and he heads out onto that stage and fucks ‘em … hard … while smirking to boot …
Boy, for a guy who’s running on the art of his deal, he sure is a lousy deal maker … again, just sayin’ …
I gotta go grab some more popcorn and snacks, tomorrow the Drumpf makes his big speech …
Someone call the fire department, there’s gunna be a tire fire … awesome … 

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