Trumpezol™ .. is it right for you?

Are you overdosing on schadenfreude?

Do you suffer from dangerously-high levels of schadenfreude?

Ask your doctor if Trumpezol™ is right for you.

(Republicone Apoxalypzine 35mg)

Side effects may include numbness, tingling, headache, fever, dizziness, nausea, vomiting, diarrhea, constipation, bloating, cramping, hemorrhoids, frequent urination, shrinkage, embarrassing odors, severe rash, difficulty swallowing, more vomiting, hypertension, diabetes, dementia, psychosis, lycanthropy, aneurism, heart attack, stroke, spontaneous combustion, still more vomiting, sudden death, or mild discomfort.

NB: If you experience uncontrollable flatulence for more than 72 straight hours, or haven’t been able to maintain an erection in several years, seek immediate hospice care.

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