word salad

word salad by hip is everything

word salad is a “confused or unintelligible mixture of seemingly random words and phrases”, most often used to describe a symptom of a mental disorder. The words may or may not be grammatically correct, but the meaning is confused to the point that the listener cannot extract any meaning from it. from wikipedia

taking a moment to pay tribute to those among us who seem to have a problem answering a simple question …
or who just blather on and on about nothing really, all the while trying desperately to sound intelligent and serious …
generally, while attacking their ‘enemies’ with talking points handed to them by some other idiot who seems to not have a secure handle on things like reality or facts …
or common sense …
or integrity …
the nonsense and drivel that pours forth from the blathering and bloviating pie-holes of these morons is often priceless and would be hilarious if not for the fact that these baggerese and truthiness speakers are usually in some sort of power position in our society …
still, they do deserve to be honored for their attempts at the language …
or, called out for it … (i guess it all depends on how you view it)
you’ve all heard it …
like babs “crazy eyes” bachmann absolutely every time she opens her orifice o’ lies …
or the 9 time village idiot award winner, sister sarah, the klondike kardashian, who rarely rises above a hate filled, seemingly meth driven ignorance rant … short on sanity, but BIGLY on vitriol and intolerance … plus the sheer breadth and soaring levels of pure ignorance can at times become breathtaking … she truly is the queen o’ stunned and goddess of babble …
or, if yer’ really, truly in a depressed, masochistic, self flagellating mood, head on over to faux noise and catch as many minutes as you can stomach of “faux and friends” …
I mean, what kind of a self loathing, insecure, doucherocket does one need to be to spend an hour on yer’ couch with these 3 idiots? …
(a health and safety warning really should come with this one though)
it’s a veritable olympic games of far right talking points and fact free nonsense covered in a deep layer of bullshit and propaganda inspired, vile and bile soaked spewage and fear mongering … sorta like any Trump rally …
and today’s champion of cheap shots, craziness and crap is …
that king of the klan himself …
the bloated bloviator, bluster bag and bullshitting barrel o’ bile …
the manhatten mendacitor…
that tiny handed vulgarian and king of the Velveeta Raccoons …
the one, the only …           The Dongald …  aka Agent Orange!

At a rally in Davenport, Iowa, Thursday, Trump talked about attacking multiple DNC speakers.

Donald Trump: “I wanted to hit a couple of those speakers so hard. I would have hit them—no, no. I was going to hit them. I was all set. And then I got a call from a highly respected governor: ’How’s it going, Donald?’ I said, ‘Well, it’s going good, but they’re really saying bad things about me. I’m going to hit them so hard.’ I was going to hit one guy in particular, a very little guy. I was going to hit this guy so hard, his head would spin, he wouldn’t know what the hell happened.”

Friday:
Donald Trump: ““I’m gonna hit them! Obviously I’m talking about with my verbal. Maybe a tweet. But I’m gonna hit em hard!”

Here we see the Dongald going all in and getting in some grade A prime word salad, but also able to do his “Pussy in Distress walk it back like the coward I am” dance … A+ on both Mr. Tinyhands! …

For much of the speech, the GOP nominee fixated on a campaign ad from Hillary Clinton’s team, which features a clip of Trump mocking a disabled journalist and another of him ridiculing Fox News host Megyn Kelly. 

“I spend so much money on working with disabled, making my buildings accessible. Millions and millions!” Trump said. “I spend millions of dollars a year on ramps and ‘Get rid of the stairs’ and different kinds of elevators.”

* As an owner and manager of commercial properties, Trump is required to provide accommodations for people under the 1990 Americans With Disabilities Act.

In this example of all that is the Dongald, we see our ‘hero’  almost make it through an entire thought without his patented ‘where the fuck am I and wtf am I flappin’ my pie hole about?’ posture … As well, our boy DJ Velveeta is able to get in some of his world famous narcissistic raps, like the always popular and ever reliable “Oh wow! look at how amazing I am, believe me, It’s true, trust me, a lotta people are sayin’” ramblings and rants … they don’t call him the Prince of Prevarication and Penile Impotency Psychosis for nuttin’ baby! … 

And from the “say whaaa?” dept. …

or this personal fave …

WILLIE GEIST: What about what you told Chris Matthews a few weeks ago, which is that women who get abortions should be punished? Do you still believe that to be true?

TRUMP: No, he was asking me a theoretical, or just a question in theory, and I talked about it only from that standpoint. Of course not. And that was done, he said, you know, I guess it was theoretically, but he was asking a rhetorical question, and I gave an answer. And by the way, people thought from an academic standpoint, and, asked rhetorically, people said that answer was an unbelievable academic answer! But of course not, and I said that afterwards.

 

and yet somehow, somewhere, for some bizarre reason that defies all sanity, logic and reason, someone can honestly look in the mirror when they wake up in the morning and say “yup, he’s the guy we need” … wow, just wow … good luck with that …

Advertisements

One thought on “word salad

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out / Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out / Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out / Change )

Google+ photo

You are commenting using your Google+ account. Log Out / Change )

Connecting to %s