a week inside the bubble

pop the bubble by hip is everything

this week’s nonsense headlines from inside the bubble …
and you wonder why there’s so much fear and loathing going on inside that bubble …

WARNING: Actually reading all these stories may cause listlessness, anger, rage, murderous thoughts, anal bleeding and itching, temporary blindness (as you see only red), slurring of words, difficulty keeping food down, raw and bleeding knuckles due to extended dragging, heavy mouth breathing, unrelenting depression, mullets, rebel flags, don’t tread on me imagery, hallucinations, unrealistic expectations of superiority, meth addiction, extended stays in mobile homes, sometimes lasting a life time and binge drinking. Do not operate heavy machinery, motor vehicles or sexual enhancement devices over 12 inches in length. Do not repeat any of this shit to friends and family if you ever want to see them again. We at a little left of center © and hip is everything © take absolutely NO responsibility for any self inflicted wounds, rectal bleeding** or really fucking bad personal and/or lifestyle decisions.

**as much as we’d love to take credit for this one, it was the Republican Party who did that to you …

Led by Adolf Hitler Apologist, Hitler Youth-Type Group Emerges: ‘Trump Youth’ <=== and this surprises who exactly? … oh that’s right, nobody …
The Trump Files: When Donald Tried to Shake Down Mike Tyson for $2 Million ,=== this site rawks! … absolutely must read …
Leaked Soros Docs Confirm Migrant Crisis A Tool of ‘Global Governance’ <=== break out the tin foil hats kids …
Hillary’s Weird Behavior – The Cover-Up <=== a veritable poutrage explosion, as the right grasps frantically at straws over their boy, Tang Ridiculous …
Hillary: What Drugs is She On? <=== ‘son of poutrage!’ …
“Exhausted” Hillary Clinton Taking Long Weekends Off <=== I smell a theme here …
The West Must Fall Before World Gov’t Can Be Established <=== brought to you by the same guys who watch out for the black helicopters … yer’ doing a great job boys, keep up the vigilance …
Pat Buchanan Blames ‘Diversity’ For Milwaukee Unrest <=== surprise! racist says racist shit … I’m shocked I tell ya’, shocked! …
Rick Wiles: ‘God Has Picked’ Donald Trump To ‘Beat Down The Walls Of The New World Order <=== gentlemen, don your tin foil hats in this area …
Donald Trump To Address Extremist Anti-LGBT Summit In Orlando <=== he’s talking to himself???
Glenn Beck Warns That Donald Trump Is Creating A Dangerous Black Lives Matter-Type Movement <=== again, feign surprise as racist dickbag says racist shit to racist shitheads …
Marco Rubio To Headline Radical Anti-LGBT Event <=== do yer’ own joke here guys lol …
Rudy Giuliani: No Terrorist Attacks Occurred During The Bush Administration <=== oh, where to even begin with this pos’ latest dementia/greed induced verbal diarrhea …
Anti-Abortion Group Wants To Accost Clinton With ‘Actual Unborn Children’ At Campaign Events <=== because all that hate and lies weren’t working well enough??? …
Donald Trump Floats ‘Second Amendment’ Remedies To Stop Hillary Clinton <=== maybe some 19th amendment ‘people’ can do something about Trump …
Ann Coulter: Democrats Want To ‘Make America Muslim’ <=== nope just ‘Coulter Free’ …
Trump Adviser Michael Flynn: Islam Is A ‘Cancer’ And ‘A Political Ideology’ That ‘Hides Behind Being A Religion’ <=== Michael Flynn is a cancer that hides behind being self-righteous …
Roger Stone Fans Flames Of Rigged Election Conspiracy Theories In Bats@!* Op-ed <=== prepping the ditto-heads and trumpkins for the yuuge loss in November – Sad! …
Reports: Trump To Receive His First Classified Briefing On Wednesday  <=== fuck ISIS, THIS is scary, huh kids?

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