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Trump saw his doctor and asked if he had ever laughed at a patient.
“In over 20 years I haven’t because I try to remain professional.”
With that, Trump dropped his trousers revealing the tiniest willy the doctor had ever seen. It was smaller than an AAA battery.
The doctor burst into uncontrollable hysteria. “I’m sorry I really am, I don’t know what came over me, I promise it won’t happen again. Now what seems to be the problem?”
“It’s swollen” said Trump.