huma no longer relishes weiner

Alas, all is not well in Weinerville. Our boy Anthony is at it again and is soon to be one lonely old weiner, which probably really sucks because I know how much I hate it when I have a lonely weiner. Anyways, his wife, the ever amazing, way, way too good for him, Huma Abedin has finally had enough of hubby’s sexting and she is tossing the weiner. Huma, a top aide to Democratic presidential nominee Hillary ‘the Hammer’ Clinton, announced Monday that she is kicking his unemployed, whitey-tighty clad ass to the curb. It seems that the overtly friendly and selfie crazed Weiner just can’t stop sending pics of his under developed man parts to strangers he meets on the old Interwebz, and Huma’s had enough. Let’s not rush to judgment though and put ALL the blame on little Anthony though. I, for one, believe that this is all Al Gore’s fault! … He should never have invented the stoopid Internet in the first place!
Damn you Al! … Damn you!

p.s. sorry, had to …

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