ferris führer’s day off

In a yuuge moment for the Dongald today, the Amazon.com drone was seen landing on the roof of Trump Tower in New York City with an eagerly awaited package … the Dongald, his daughter Ivanka and a half dozen or so overly made up, short skirted robots sycophants Stepford wives surrogates were filmed waiting breathlessly on the helicopter pad atop Tangerine Tower as ‘the package’ arrived … apparently it’s been on back order for the last 10 months, so the Donald’s excitement was at a fever pitch, sort of reminiscent of a really heavily sugared, overly insecure, dim-witted eight year old on Xmas morning …
As soon as Mr. Drumpf signed for the package and the drone had flown away, everyone was ushered downstairs to the Velveeta Raccoon’s private office to witness la Grande Orange try out his new gear …

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WOOOOOOT!!!  …  LENGTH FTW!!  …  THE NEW FINGERS HAVE ARRIVED!
Donald’s private ‘special assistant’ Svetlana ‘installs’ the new digits …

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KING CON THE MAN POSSUM ADMIRES HIS NEW ‘MAN SIZED’ FINGERS

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SVETLANA ILLEGALSHENKO PREPS THE DONALD FOR HIS NIGHLY CLAN RALLY
*UreKem Automotive Paints are the official supplier to the 2016 Trump Scampaign
**the Dongald only uses UreKem Sunset Orange Automotive Lacquer #666

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THE CHEETOH BOY, CHUCK E. SLEAZE, HEADS OUT ‘ON THE TRAIL’ TO TRY OUT THE NEW UNIT EXTENDERS ON THE LAME STREAM MEDIA

AND DON’T MISS NEXT WEEK’S FOLLOW UP EPISODE …
DONNIE GETS A MAKEOVER! …

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HILARITY AND POUTRAGE ENSUES AS DONALD of ORANGE GETS INTO IT WITH HIS ‘MAN SERVANT’ DAVE DUKE OVER HIS CHOICE IN EVENING WEAR AND WEEKEND PARTY ATTIRE …

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AND DON’T MISS A MOMENT AS PERSONAL ‘HAIR ENGINEER’ OLGA FAKEVISAKOV PREPS THE NOW FAMOUS URINE COLORED FERRET THAT LIVES ATOP MOUNT CLUSTERFUCK FOR IT’S NIGHTLY FORAY INTO WTFVILLE, OR AS WE LIKE TO CALL IT, A TRUMP NEWS CONFERENCE …

AND MUCH, MUCH MORE … WAKE THE KIDS AND GET THE POPCORN READY …

thx 4 the amazing pix by Alison Jackson | from Vanity Fair Magazine

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