oompa loompa attacks Flint child, escapes in black suv

Flint, Michigan – Flint police announced that they are on the lookout for an elderly, white male who has apparently been ‘grabbing at’ small children in the Flint area the last twenty four hours. The suspect is described as a white male, approximately 6 foot 1 inch, about 300 pounds,with bright orange skin and ‘pee yellow’ hair. Witnesses who were present at the time of the attack said the assailant sounded ‘very confused’ and smelled of ‘desperation soaked in bewilderment and hatred’.

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The suspect seen here ‘grabbing’ the victim as his accomplice gives the ‘thumbs up’

And this isn’t the tangerine molester’s first rodeo … police have released these photos of the suspect in action …2mw8fac

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In this photo another one of the suspect’s grifter accomplices, now identified simply as ‘Omarosa’ seems to be really enjoying the little one’s discomfort and fear …
What the fk is with these people?

Flint Police are asking for anyone who might come into contact with this ne’er do well miscreant to “not approach the suspect, and to immediately call the authorities.”

In a related story “Police have been investigating reports of clowns that have reportedly been stalking and terrifying local children …”

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