trump won’t leave room, election now at risk

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GOP nominee Tang Ridiculous, aka the angry pumpkin to his friends (?) and sycophants, seen here holding his breath and refusing to leave the dark closet he calls his ‘‘place of serenity’

GOP nominee Tang Ridiculous, aka the angry pumpkin to his friends (?) and sycophants, appeared to snap this morning and refused to leave the dark closet he calls his ‘place of serenity’ aboard the plane that the American public is being scammed into paying for this morning during his latest grift con run for the white house. He also stated unequivocally that he “isn’t coming out” and “there will be no fucking election this year” unless “all those people who mocked him and won’t have his back and praise his awesomeness, and bow down before the incredible and stamina filled performance” of King Con’s Monday night debate “do so immediately.
He also demanded an apology from “that bitch Hillary” for “not being nice to me.”
The Dongald stomped his feet several times before collapsing back into his darkened and very dank hole, all the while holding his breath like the 4 year old he truly is. If he refuses to come out it could cause a constitutional crisis as the GOP would have no candidate on election day … not that they have one now mind you.

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