SMH

So, Trump is apparently selling Xmas tree ornaments on Amazon …
It’s going pretty well so far I think … lol …

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“The ornament grabbed grabbed my Wife by the p***y as she was attempting to hang it on our Christmas tree.”
“But on the bright side, keeps cats off the tree because it somehow tries to grab them.”

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“Came with an entire crate of white hood ornaments. Great bargain! Downside: My tree is now on fire.”

“I wanted to like this but when I put it above the manger Baby Jesus started to weep uncontrollably, when I put it on an outside tree suddenly my cross in the yard was on fire. Finally I threw it in the a rotting, sticking, festering pile of trash only to find the next morning that nearly composted cesspool bandied together and made it president. Now I’m not even sure what to do with it but the all my neighbors property values plummeted worse than 2007.”

“This ornament was gifted to me and I have no idea by whom? All I know is the person left tiny little hand prints on my glass door. This thing has no place in my home or life yet when I try to return it, there is strangely no option listed for return to sender. Lots of possibilities listed in the FAQ’s but no straight path to undo this “gift”. It’s like I’m stuck with this thing and the hundreds of annoying packing peanuts protecting it (funny how packing peanuts are all white). I have no choice but to regift this thing. Perhaps at the holiday gay bingo fundraiser with proceeds going to the Elizabeth Warren 2020 presidential campaign.”

“If I could get a refund I would. It took my nativity scene and built a damn wall around it. The cost of the security detail for this is insane and all I wanted to do is for it to let baby Jesus out. But it won’t. In the meantime it has chased all but the white ornaments away from my tree. This ornament has caused a significant amount of distress among our Christmas decor.”

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