New York/LOC HIE With the start of President elect Donald Trump’s ‘Victory and Hate Tour 2016’ set to kick off this Thursday, the grifter in chief has announced new hats that will be available both online at the official .gov site and at all his events across America.
The previous red ‘MAGA’ hat was so popular with his idiot followers that the Dongald decided to “double dip the rubes” as he put it and released pics of the new hats which will go on sale Thursday.
First up is the “Presidential”*** which retails for $275.00 (USD)… (gold plated version also available for $666.00 (USD) – Cash only, no cheques, debit or credit cards please.)
Also available is the new “Pence Sidekick”*** which will retail for only $199.00 (USD)
Cash only, no cheques, debit or credit cards please.
Even Rudy ‘the Rat’ Giu911iani is getting in on the fun (and profits) with his new “911!, 911!, fucking 911!!” model”***, which will retail for $9.11 (USD), a bargain the whole family can afford (even your first cousin-wife). Cash only, no cheques, debit or credit cards please.
***Made in China