BREAKING: Eric Trump NOT the Dongald’s Child

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New York/LOC HIE This just in …
Conclusive evidence has just surfaced that substantiates a long rumored Trump child paternity scandal. Gary Busey IS Eric Trump’s biological father. Long time Velveeta Raccoon pal Gary ‘Huh, whaa??’ Busey could not be reached for comment, however, as they say, every picture is worth a thousand words, and here’s two of ‘em for y’all. A picture never lies. One would assume paternity tests are on the way.

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No wonder the Dongald fired him on season 11.
Oh baby, Ivana’s got some serious ‘splainin’ to do.

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