Trump Spokesperson To Mick Jagger: “… Pussy Libtard!–Any-one Can Have A Baby!”

Today, it was announced that rock legend Mick Jagger has had a child at age 73.
Great, now Trump will be like “hey, that’s nothing. I’m gunna have twins. Great twins. The best twins. No-one will have twins like me. I’m gunna have so many damned sets of twins y’all be sick of twins.”
Trump spokesperson, shill and full time liar Kellyanne Conway, told the press pool gathered in the lobby of Dump Tower that “Mick Jagger is “nothing more than a lame, pussy, libtard! Any-one can have a baby! Mr. Trump will have yuge, amazing, tremendous babies, and lots of them, Trust me. And they’ll all have tremendous, yuge hands, just like the glorious leader”
In a semi-related note Omarosa Manigault was seen running naked through the lobby of Dump Tower screaming “bow down before the glorious leader, and prepare to accept his wrath” at the time of the Conway presser.
It is unknown if Ms. Manigault was sedated at the time, or if this is just her in her normal habitat. Her office did not respond to our request for a statement.
Fox News meanwhile is claiming that the Jagger baby was actually the love child of Hillary Clinton and Barack Obama, and that the Jaggers, being the liberal jihadists they so obviously are, are only acting as the new baby’s parents to cover for Clinton and Obama. Vids at 11.
Also, in a related story, the Klondike Kardashian herself, Sarah Palin announced that she will be holding a press conference later today in which SHE is expected to lay claim to the above mentioned baby.

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