Breaking!

LOC-HIE New York   Reports emanating from the Gilded Tower O’ Hate in New York City, which houses the entire, sad and desperate Trump Scampaign headquarters, are now indicating that Ivanka Trump will take on many of the roles usually expected of the First Lady. Still no word on who will handle the duties of President. More news as it becomes available. Watch this space.

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