It’s THAT Time Again

Yup, it’s THAT time of the year again …
It’s time for the gang over at Faux Noise to start up with the whole “war on Christmas” bullshit … and now we’ve got the Trump Trans team yakking it up, saying that now that the Velveeta Raccoon is Petulant Erect, everyone can once again say “Merry Christmas” without some liberal ruining it all with a Happy Holidays” or a “Season’s Greetings” .. Jesus, what a load … so …

”The War On Christmas”
or,
”How I Learned To Say ‘Happy Holidays’, You Self Righteous, Redneck Motherfuckers!“

happy holidays by hip is everything

Okay, so why is it every time i turn on my t.v. expecting to catch a little news these days, all i get is one of those left/right roundtable discussions, or should i say “nah nah boo boo” anger management therapy spats, where someone from the right is whining about how Obama and the left are trying to destroy Christmas and Christianity as a whole because they sent out Christmas cards with “happy holidays” on it instead of “merry Christmas”, and then that is followed by some long winded diatribe about how the right is missing the point that the world is full of all kinds of different people and happy holidays is “less offensive” to atheists, Buddhists, Muslims, Jews, etc. …
Jesus, people … Left and right … Get the fuck over it people, there are far more important things to be wasting oxygen on …
We’ve got guys running through malls with assault rifles, tsunamis, earthquakes, more bad shit than you can shake a stick at going on in Egypt, Syria, Afghanistan and 29 other locales, fiscal problems up the proverbial whazoo, massive poverty, hunger, disease and unemployment, and war everywhere you look, DONALD FUCKING TRUMP is president elect, and you motherfuckers are arguing about what Christmas greeting to use …
Wow …
Now, I’m no Christian by any stretch of the imagination, in fact i tend to have some doubts about anyone who puts much stock or faith in imaginary beings, magical books and “celestial retribution”, but i would think that that guy they say they believe in, and blather on about so much, (you know the dark skinned, long haired, middle eastern guy with the Mexican name) would be horrified to learn that his followers were spending any time at all on this shit …
especially with all this other bad shit that seriously needs tending to …
I also have my doubts that he’d be very impressed with the so called “religious right” and their obsession with cutting help to the “least among us” at every opportunity, the bigotry and racism, or the never-ending lust for power and money that seems to be the “religious right’s” modus operandi these days, but hey I’ll get to that stuff and my opinions on it the rest of the year.
So, back to the “crisis of the moment” …
You know, the “war on Christmas” debate, and the manufactured faux outrage that seems to be gripping the faux noise/bagger crowd …
Seems to me that this pretend issue started a few years back with fox news and a few on the right who, upon realizing that they were losing the “demographics war” as they like to call it decided that they needed to whip up the base …
Why is everything about “war” with these so called “Christians”? … ( I said “so-called” so easy Louise, no emails) …
The “war” on women, the “war” on Christmas”, the “war” on “illegals”, the “war” on the middle class …
How about we do something that remotely resembles Christian behavior and have a “war” on war? …
You know, stop having them and funding them …
I know, that’s just crazy talk, right? …
Or maybe, just maybe, we show about a little “good will towards men”, and work on a little “peace on earth”? …
And how about we make that “good will” extend to ALL men …
Everywhere …
Just an idea …
In the end, what the hell does it matter whether someone says “merry Christmas”, “happy holidays”, “happy Hanukkah”, “season’s greetings”, “joyeux noël”, “gesëende kersfees”, “nollaig shona dhuit”, “buon natale”, “feliz navidad”, “sung tan chuk ha” or “have a rockin’ fuckin’ Kwanzaa bro” as long as what is meant is “have a peaceful and happy time my friend” … So pick one ya’ like … one that rolls off of your tongue with ease and comfort …
Happy holidays works for me … or any of the others for that matter …
it really doesn’t matter at all … really … not at all …
Maybe if everyone stops trying to push their particular belief system and dogma on everyone else, it would actually be a merry Christmas … or a happy holidays … or a peaceful, happy time … So, get over it people and fix something that matters …
There really isn’t any “war” on Christmas going on …
It’s just a bunch of assholes trying to whip up some outrage … and ratings and profits …
How very Christian of them all eh? …
So to them i say, get over yourselves, you self righteous, redneck motherfuckers … and get over the whole bullshit, faux outrage and fake debate … and “have a happy holidays!” …
just sayin’ …

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