Trump to Kanye: Unless You Glow, No Show Bro!

Donald Trump’s inauguration committee thinks Kanye West isn’t “traditionally American” enough to perform

Today’s inauguration mystery: Why a multi-platinum recording artist isn’t sufficiently all-American for the event

Look at my African American over here by hip is everything

Kanye West, world famous douchebag in his own right, who has sold zillions of albums and a hundred million digital downloads to date, is not considered “traditionally American” enough to perform at fellow douchebag extraordinaire Petulant Erect Donnie Bad Touch Trump’s** celebrity-free inauguration ceremonies.
The Velveeta Raccoon’s pretend friend, who was named one of Time’s most influential people in 2015, was not asked to perform at the swearing-in ceremony. A Trump team member told Erin Burnett on CNN Wednesday night: “He’s been great, he considers himself a friend of the president-elect, but it’s not the venue. The venue we have for entertainment is filled out. It’s perfect. It’s going to be typically and traditionally American.”

BOOM Baby!  mystery solved … 


MULTI-time winner and runner up of the always deserved, rarely coveted Golden D-Bag of the Week winner and MULTI-time winner of the even more deserved “Golden D-Bag of the Month winner.

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And speaking of d-bags and their awards, we’re bringing back the golden D-Bag Awards shortly – it just seems appropriate with all that’s going on …golden dbag award winner by hip is everything


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