Liberty Gets An Update – Velveeta Raccoon Style

Trump Orders Plaque On Statue of Liberty Changed

Petulant of the United States, Donnie Bad Touch, the Velveeta Raccoon, or “Our Glorious Leader” if you listen to Back Alley Barbie Conway has ordered the plaque at the base of the Statue of Liberty in New York Harbor “Patriotized” to reflect “the new Kingdom of Don”. The plaque which now reads: “Give me your tired, your poor, your huddled masses yearning to breathe free, the wretched refuse of your teeming shore. Send these, the homeless, tempest-tossed to me, I lift my lamp beside the golden door!” will be changed to “Give me your liars, your boors, but your huddled asses yearning to breathe free and steal jobs from Americans, the wretched refuse of your teeming shore, you can fucking keep! Send these, the homeless, tempest-tossed to somewhere else, I lift my hand beside the golden hair!”
As well, a “couple minor, really small, but tremendous cosmetic changes” to the statue have been ordered so that it “will better reflect the positions and amazingness of our Glorious Leader – all bow before him” according to Trump sycophant and spokesperson Omarosa Manigault. Trump press secretary Sean Spicer added “President Trump WON and over 90 billion people were at the inauguration. Period! As well President Trump is over 90 feet tall and has an ‘tremendous’ penis and huge hands”

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