Thank God the Pumpkin Overlord is standing up for America and saving the free world from the sneaky, dirty-rat terrorists.
I mean, look at these people, these terrorists, these are scary, scary people.
Like Bad Touch Donnie says. “They have nothing but hate in their heart.”
You can see it in their eyes, right Donnie?
I mean, you said you could, right?
Whatever we do without you our Glorious Leader, and your protective arms and benevolence. Whatever would we do?
We’d be empathetic, caring, concerned, open hearted ‘keepers of our brothers’.
Remember that one Donnie?
You know, it is in that book you like to wave around on stage. You even said might be a little better than that book you pretended to write, The Art of the Con or something, I think it was called. I know right? … really … could anything be better than “your” book?
But hey Donnie, these guys are pretty scary huh?
Especially to a guy like you.
I guess we can finally retire this old thing too huh?
Fuck you Donald J. Trump, fuck you.