It’s Simple Really

Let’s just make the true motivations and decision making processes of this whole ‘Muslim Ban’ thing really easy to understand, k?

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And, while we’re busy making things easy to understand …
We might as well just kill Trump’s bullshit argument for his ban too.

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What America really needs obviously, is a ban on “Armed toddlers” and “Lawnmowers”. Then and only then will America sleep soundly and safely at night. Plus it looks like we’ll need some bedrails too. 700,000,000 of ‘em should do.(2 per bed, ‘cos who wants to sleep all jammed into a cold wall). Hey, we’re ‘creating jobs’ creating bedrails.
Win, win!
4033865007_9ca609be4c_bAlso worth noting are the incredibly alarming (many people are saying ‘out of control’) statistics re: deliberate attacks on patriotic Americans by cows. In the United States, the CDC estimates that about twentytwo people are killed by cows each year, and of those cow attacks, seventy-five percent were known to be deliberate attacks. One third of the killings were committed by cows that had previously displayed aggressive behavior.
Tell me Mr. Trump – will you protect America from the scourge of cow on human homicides too, or would the cows have to be Muslim to draw your ire?

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