Breaking: Sessions Arrested

Breaking News: Jeff Sessions taken into police custody in DC


Unconfirmed reports this morning are saying (actually, many, many people are saying – sad) that Jefferson Beauregard Sessions III, Attorney General for the already beleaguered and embattled Velveeta Raccoon Administration, has been arrested in Washington, D.C. Details of the arrest at the moment are sketchy (like Sessions and his boss Prima Donnie). Watch this space for any further developments.


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