Let’s lay out some brief thoughts here on the fuckery that’s occurred today in the firing of FBI Director James Comey by President Donald Trump.
1. Comey should have been fired by President Obama for his interference in the 2016 election. He was a completely vindictive bastard to Hillary Clinton in his letter about…oh, fuck you know all this shit. Fuck that guy. Hard.
2. The Deputy Attorney General said that Comey’s dismissal was recommended because of his handling of the Clinton investigation, including his press conference announcing no charges and his statements close to the election about the emails on Huma Abedin’s computer. Comey has lied his ass off since about that latter action.
3. But there is no fucking way that that is the reason that Trump fired Comey. The FBI is anal-probing the connections between the Trump campaign/administration and Russia. And if Trump gave a happy monkey fuck about Comey’s handling of the Clinton email case, well, who the fuck keeps such an incompetent prick on the payroll, running a giant intelligence-gathering and law enforcement agency, for months?
4. No, fuck that. The Clinton shit is an obvious cover story. Comey was fired because he’s dangerous. He’s fired because Trump wants heads to put on the White House fence to threaten others. He can line up Comey’s next to the noggins of Sally Yates and Preet Bharara. Trump’s letter of dismissal said, in part, “I greatly appreciate you informing me, on three separate occasions, that I am not under investigation.” Jesus, how pathetic to shiv a man while you talk about how awesome you are. How frightening that Trump seems to be discrediting anything that comes out of the FBI against him now that Comey is gone.
4a. And Trump had been ordering Jeff Sessions to find a reason to fire Comey since at least last week. These fuckin’ fascists.
5. Not scared yet? We no longer have a functioning Justice Department. We don’t have a Congress that will check or balance the president in even the smallest ways. We have a president who doesn’t care about anything other than protecting his orange ass and centralizing all power within him and his small cadres of hellspawn and spunk monkeys. And he’s gonna appoint someone from that cadre to erase the investigations so he can gallivant on with his awful presidency.
6. Yeah, fuck Comey for what he did. But fuck anyone who thinks this is okay, that it’s all cool just because Trump can fire the people he’s fired. And fuck us, again and again, for allowing this mongrel age to happen.
6a. Fuck us even harder if an independent investigation isn’t launched on this and everything else.
7. Somewhere, the corpse of Niccolo Machiavelli is laughing its bony ass off.
8. In Hell, Richard Nixon rolled his eyes and wondered where the fuck this GOP was back in the 1970s. And then he was dipped back into the shit pit.
by the Rude Pundit