Donnie Bad Touch Goes On The Lam

Breaking: Washington, D.C.
Petulant Trump, the ‘Glorious Leader’ and liar in chief of the Divided States of ‘Murica, appears to have ‘fled the jurisdiction’ today amid all the latest treason and grift allegations surrounding he and his spawn. It is unknown exactly why Bad Touch Donnie has fled town, but it appears he is heading to France. Following the usual morning flurry of incomprehensible and factually bereft (not to mention reality bereft) rage/morning-poop tweets, the Pumpkin Overlord boarded Air force One and skipped town. It is unknown whether he took his own golf clubs or will be renting from the local club he will no doubt spend the next several days waddling about. Watch this space for more info as it becomes available.


Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in: Logo

You are commenting using your account. Log Out /  Change )

Google+ photo

You are commenting using your Google+ account. Log Out /  Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out /  Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out /  Change )


Connecting to %s