Trump Screws the Mooch

Washington: Donnie Bad Touch, desperate for a “win” of any kind, finally sets a presidential record no-on can touch. The Trump White House had already had the shortest-serving chief of staff, and national security adviser in history. Now, the loser trifecta is completed and the Mooch is loose. Communications director Anthony Scaramucci is gone like a Trump promise as of this morning.
It is expected that Anthony will announce his new one man Broadway/Vegas act later this evening. He will be doing a Joe Peschi impersonation while he sucks his own cock to the strains of the soundtrack from Goodfellas. stay tuned for more info as it breaks … watch this space.


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