The newest issue of People Magazine hits news stands tomorrow with it’s long awaited Valentine’s Day Couples issue …
Newly sworn in Attorney Genital and Head Racist/KKK Liaison for the Trump Coup(©®TrumPutinCo 2017), Jefferson Beauregard Sessions III to hold first major presser to deny he’s a racist. Good luck with that.
The Lying Prick
I have never been prouder to be of Scottish descent … lol …
from Full Frontal with Samantha Bee …
The already long list of reasons to visit Scotland just got longer.
Draft dodging coward attacks McCain & questions senator’s military service.
This after same coward forced bad Yemen raid that killed US soldier to burnish his own credentials.
In an attempt to find some peace between the two, after months and months of the Apricot Asshole calling into question McCain’s service to the country and calling him weak, John McCain emerged from the meeting claiming the two have “a new understanding”, and that he is now completely in line with Petulant Trump and his way of running things.
McCain vowed to continue to call out Trump on anything he does that offends McCain so that he may appear to be “one with the people”, and then he will vote for anything that Donnie wants him to. As the “hey kids, get off my lawn!” man departed he was heard to mutter, “the smell of Tic Tacs and Brut after shave was overwhelming, and I can’t get this fucking taste outta my mouth.”
Trump said he didn’t hear one person complain about the Dakota Access Pipeline project …
That is probably because the W.H. has removed their comment lines …
Can you hear us now Donnie?
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Senate Majority Leader Snitch McConnell using an obscure Senate rule to silence Warren on speaking anymore on the Jefferson Beuregard Sessions nomination because she read from a Coretta Scott King letter already in the Congressional record criticizing Sessions.
McConnell later defended his actions. “Senator Warren was giving a lengthy speech,” he was quoted on the Politico website as saying. “She had appeared to violate the rule. She was warned. She was given an explanation. Nevertheless, she persisted.”
Snitch the Sellout Turtle went on to call Warren’s speech a “blistering attack on Senator Sessions.” (fact check-Bullshit lvl 99)
These are the 49 Senators who just voted to silence Elizabeth Warren for QUOTING CORETTA SCOTT KING.
As John ‘Imma fuckin’ war hero ya’ know’ McCain once said, KNOW THEIR NAMES!
And here’s the letter that Senator Warren tried to read before being to basically sit down and remain silent …
“I found much that was alarming about being a citizen during the 10 years of Richard Nixon and George W. Bush. But whatever I may have seen as their limitations of character or intellect, neither was anything like as humanly impoverished as Trump is: ignorant of government, of history, Of science, philosophy, of art, incapable of expressing or recognizing subtlety or nuance, destitute of all decency, and wielding a vocabulary of 77 words that is better called Jerkish then English.”
Dear Mr Trump,
thank you for your concern.
A man has indeed attacked a soldier with two machetes this morning in Paris.
It wasn’t in the Louvre Museum, it was in the Carrousel du Louvre, which is a mall. (Less symbolic than what you’re implying.)
He didn’t attack any tourist (or French people -apart from the soldier- either, by the way, thank you again for your concern) and he was instantly attacked back by another soldier, and wounded.
The crowd has been kept inside after that by order of the army for security reasons, but not for any kind of hostage situation. (Your tweet is -voluntarily?- ambiguous)
France is not on edge again, at all. I learnt about the attack 10 hours after it happened (even though it was in the media earlier), and I spent 1h30 in another mall in Paris at lunch today without any kind of military reinforcement (I mean, just the usual since Charlie Hebdo or Nov. 2015 attacks).
Oh and by the way, the man is from Egypt, you know, the country you didn’t ban from entering the US (because of your personnal affairs?)
Again, thank you for your concern, but don’t use France as an excuse for your arseholery. You’re the one encouraging fear with your distortion of truth.
PS : GET SMART U.S. : Don’t believe anything that he says without checking facts first.
Lately, an awful lot of people I care about seem to be weary from the onslaught that is Trump …
I can’t make the Velveeta Raccoon go away, but WE all can, for a few minutes …
enjoy … peace … and as always, safe journeys!
“we don’t even want your money, we already have it”
and the Apricot Asshole didn’t even bother to drop by the Situation Room while the raid was going on
ya’ wanna know why?
seriously people, let that sink in …
not even enough respect for the young men he sent into death’s path to pay attention to anything other than himself …
Back Alley Barbie, the always haggard chief spokesperson for Team Velveeta Raccoon, took a few moments out of her busy day of leeching off of the American public today to explain why the Apricot Asshole wasn’t in the Situation Room during his failed Yemen clusterfuck o’ the day raid. The raid, in which a Navy SEAL, an eight year old girl and several civilians were killed, several SEALs were injured and the MV-22 Osprey helicopter they landed in had to be destroyed, was confirmed by White House officials to be the first of Petulant Trump’s presidency, but apparently he had to go watch Hannity or O’Reilly or something and couldn’t make it to the situation room to view the raid.
Some speculation has it that it was Barron Trump that wound up leading the mission. As Ms. Conway put it, “he has a wealth of Call Of Duty experience and is tremendously mature for a 10 year old, plus he is just way more stable and calm under pressure than his father. The American people should be grateful that his mom let him stay up late to take care of the matter in question.” Barron was unavailable for comment as it was past his bedtime.
Ms. Conway then excused herself saying that she had an audition for a lead role in next season’s Walking Dead, as “this fucking job ain’t gunna last long the way shit’s unfolding, and a girl(?) has to look out for herself these days you know.”
Ms. Conway, tears streaming down her face, referred any and all future questions to renowned liar and Trump sycophant Sean ‘Big Suit’ Spicer as “Donald is still talking to him … at least, last I heard he was. It’s a fluid situation at best around this fucking place these days.”
Yep, yep, boys and girls, in the past 24 HOURS this is what Petulant Trump is up to …
(and I’m writing this at noon! … we got hours and hours to go yet today)
It’s enough to make your head spin …
Trump’s disastrous first military strike had previously been rejected by Obama … and the Apricot Asshole didn’t even bother to drop by the Situation Room while the raid was going on
that’s just 1/2 of 1 day kids … One. Fucking. Half. Of. One. Fucking. Day.
Wow, it’s gunna feel like forever waitin’ on that impeachment …
MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN … IMPEACH THE APRICOT ASSHOLE!