Team America Space Force, fuck yeah!

On Monday, President Trump announced that he would create a sixth branch of the armed forces he calls the Space Force.

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“We are going to have the Air Force, and we are going to have the Space Force, separate but equal,
it is going to be something. So important. Believe me”

SPACE FORCE WANTS YOU
The first recruitment posters were shown off at the presser.

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And the whole gang showed up to show off the ‘original design’ of the proposed new uniforms by daughter Ivanka Trump. What is it with these assholes and escalators?



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First they came for the shoe smugglers …

“First they came for the shoe smugglers …”

Trump says Canadians are smuggling US goods into Canada to avoid tariffs: “They buy shoes and they wear ‘em. They scuff ‘em up to make ‘em sound old, or look old.”

I am Canadian! I smuggle shoes!
(but first I scuff ’em up so they look old)
We are ALL Canadian!


Just Arrived …

NEW at the Trump Store!

trashdance by hip is everything

TRASHDANCE – the soundtrack to the “Lipitor in Singapore Summit”
© 2018 on Aryan Records

featuring:
Trashdance – What a Reeling
Love Theme from Trashdance
Manhunt
Rocket Man
Madman Across the Water
The Bitch Is Back (And I Called Her Melanie)
You Can Never Go Home Again (Home is Where the Indictments Are)
It’s Mueller Time in New York
Maniac (Donnie’s Theme)
Honky Tonk Women (Here’s your $130k)
Another Prick With A Wall – Part 1
Eye of the Whiner
Fat Man In A Bathtub
I Know It’s Only Cuck and Roll, But I Like It
In The White Room
Once, Twice, Three Times A Loser
I Write The Notes That Make My Lawyer Sing
Mandy (Here’s your $130k too)
Feelings ( I Have None) (Donnie a capella)
The Theme from ‘Rats’ (Memory – It’s fading)
Crazy Train
I Just Can’t Wait To Be King (from The Lyin’ King)

and featuring a very special guest appearance by Mike Pence singing “It’s Raining Men”

And this can be yours for the low, low price of only $45.00 (USD) / 2842.24 Rubles

*Cash only, no cards.

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trump store


Happy birthday Mr. Pres-i-dennnt …

Jeff Sessions delivers his personal birthday present to Hair Furor …

Report: Trump administration confirms it will hold migrant children in tent cities
The Trump administration has reportedly confirmed it will hold migrant children in tent cities, the first of which will be located in El Paso, Texas. The shelter will have 450 beds, and the children will sleep in tents. This should fill both A.G. (Asinine Ghoul) Sessions and Resident Trump with glee. #Fuckers

More here …

That was no salute …

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President Trump, seen here hiding his face from the onlooking camera, as he arrives to pick up his rather large cash payment for selling out his country. He also picked up the rights to build “an amazing, world class Trump brand condo and resort complex, the likes of which the world has never seen, on the beaches of North Korea, just as soon as those rocket launchers are moved” as a part of his payment for abandoning and ceding South Korea, Japan and Guam to the North Korean regime by removing all American troops from the DMZ.

Just In …

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“I have never even heard of this Donald J. Trump Foundation. And I’ve certainly never heard of this Donald Trump person either. He’s probably someone Crooked Hillary made up as an excuse for losing the election she should have won, even though that ni… friend of hers … had my phones tapped … trying to bring me down. And the press never looked into that. See, this is why I don’t trust the fake news media like yourself Leslie, if that is even your real name. Never heard of him, he never worked for me or my campaign, and NO COLLUSIN! None. None at all, and everybody knows it. Believe me. And, Leslie, check out these big beautiful hands. Many people are saying that they are almost too big. Many, many people are saying that. Trust me. Even Kim Jong …OOON! mentioned it. He said they were so big, so very, very big. That they might even be the biggest hands he had ever seen. He said that very strongly. Very, very strongly. NO! COLLUSION!!”

What’s on tonight?

Trump Sister Wives by hip is everything

This week on CCCP’s SISTER WIVES: Melania is back, & she’s pissed; Rudy meets a porn star he CAN love (well, afford); Hope drops everything to cheer up Donnie who is very upset that Robert Mueller is “always stalking him”: Traitor tot & his moron brother get indicted & Ivanka grabs the family Rubles & breaks it to the family that she’s moving to Sochi to be with her new beau Vladdy. Jared finally give in to his innermost feelings and loses his virginity to Mikey while ‘Mother’ watches (Michael Pence makes a special guest appearance as ‘himself’); Donnie professes his love for Hannity the manatee. (Warning: Intimate scenes between Donnie and Sean NOT suitable for family viewing – actually, to be honest, none of this clusterfuck of a  performance is.)

Some violence, nudity, gay penetrative but consensual sex, ‘water sports’, treason, doucherocketry, racism and strong language. 18+
Farce/Tragedy/SciFi/Adult
Warning: some pretty skeezy shit here, so set those PVR’s kids.

Rated ‘R’ for ridiculous | Ages 5 and up | 1280px-4_stars.svg

It’s my party and I’ll cry if I want to …

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Tears of a clown.

When you throw a party for the Philadelphia Eagles and the guests of honor say “You’re an asshole. We’ll pass thanks.” …
That’s when you change the theme to ‘Celebration of America’ …
And ya’ still find a way to blow it ..

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as he is wont to do ..

a couple of lies and distortions to get us off to a patriotic start …78

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my own personal fave of the day …
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did you expect anything else?

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“FREE MELANIE!”

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my new hero of the day …