Hey Donnie, Size Matters

“This was the largest audience to ever witness an inauguration — period — both in person and around the globe.”
Sean Spicer @ his first White House presser

Remember when?DPVie1lVAAEQ0Ni

And now … at today’s Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade …

DPVie1tVoAEg981Pikachu just outdrew the prez …

Image result for macy's day parade 2017So did a giant fucking turkey …

lol … kinda makes your day huh? It made mine.

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Breaking … Pathetic OLD man shakes fist at sky … again … Update

BREAKINGPussy grabbing, daughter groping loser endorses Alabama pedo, then spends night having temper tantrum over his micro penis … sad …


  And now, this …

The New York Times is reporting that “Shoplifting is considered a relatively minor crime in China, and foreigners convicted of minor crimes are often deported rather than given prison sentences.” China freed LaVar Ball’s son for the reason that it always frees tourists busted for small crimes: it doesn’t feel like creating international incidents over such minor issues. In other words, Donald Trump had nothing to do with it.
So the end result is that Donald Trump has been tweeting wildly false claims about the role he played in freeing the three USA basketball players, and the punishment they could have faced if he hadn’t intervened. In reality he did nothing to get them freed; it was already going to happen no matter what.

You mean Donnie lied???
I’m shocked … shocked I say.

White House Thanksgiving News

BREAKING … Washington
Press secretary, pedophile defender and renowned liar Scary Huckleberry Slanders today revealed the newly renamed Whiter House’s Thanksgiving card for 2017. The card was apparently designed by the Glorious Leader, Sum Dim Phuc, himself while he was “presidentially putting ungrateful black people in their place yesterday morning on Twitter.”
Slanders then went on to say that “it was. without a doubt, the greatest Thanksgiving card ever, maybe even the greatest card of ANY kind,” and that “the people spoke, loud and clear, last November, and they said that President Trump was the card designer they wanted to make America great again, and that Hillary just needs to get over it once and for all.” She then regaled the press with a 35 minute tribute to “all the amazing things that the president has done for America … compared to what that last loser did!”, followed by 5 minutes of silent tribute “to the glorious leader,” before wrapping up the daily presser.

HAPPY THXGIVING from the Trumps by hip is everything


“What’s that? … You’re breaking up …”

This just made my freaking day … made. my. freaking. day.

White House adviser Gary Cohn faked bad connection in conference call to get Trump to stop talking

White House economic adviser Gary Cohn faked a bad phone connection in order to fool President Donald Trump into hanging up — because it was the only way to get him to stop talking.
Sen. Tom Carper (D-DE) told CNN’s Poppy Harlow and John Berman about a conference call with Cohn in which Trump rang in from Asia, then wouldn’t stop talking.
Harlow asked about reporting that said Carper turned to Cohn during Trump’s long-winded harangue and said, “Can’t you just tell the president he’s brilliant and say we’re losing the conversation and hang up?”
Carper confirmed that yes, he was at a meeting with a group of Democrats, Cohn and two other White House aides when Cohn got up to take a call on his cell phone. Cohn announced that it was the president and that he’d like to join the meeting via phone.
“Which was nice,” Carper said. “Nice of him to do that. Fifteen minutes later, the president’s still talking. And I said to Gary, it was a room where we’re all sitting around this big table, and I said, ‘Gary, why don’t you do this: just take the phone from, you know, your cell phone back and just say, Mr. President, you’re brilliant but we’re losing contact and I think we’re going to lose you now, so goodbye.’”
“And that’s what he did,” said Carper. “He hung up.”
“So you’re saying Gary Cohn faked a bad connection to get the president off the phone?”
“Well, I don’t want to throw him under the bus,” said Carper, “but yes.”
This is hardly the first story that has leaked about White House staffers treating Trump like a child. Recently his attorney Ty Cobb has reportedly been soothing Trump by reassuring him that Mueller’s investigation is nearly over — in spite of no evidence supporting such a claim.
Also, White House aides reportedly feed Trump “delusional” favorable poll numbers to keep him in a good mood.
A White House spokesman denied the incident in a statement sent to Harlow: “Senator Carper’s claim is completely false. Gary Cohn left the room and continued to speak with the President privately for several minutes before they concluded the call.”   by: David Ferguson,

Breaking … Pathetic OLD man shakes fist at sky … again

BREAKINGPussy grabbing, daughter groping loser endorses Alabama pedo, then spends night having temper tantrum over his micro penis … sad …

Translation: Don’t think about Russia … Don’t think about Russia … Don’t think about Russia … I hate that I have a micro penis! … Don’t think about Russia …

And then, for good measure he went back to his old playbook, attack ALL people of color within shouting (or tweeting) distance to distract again from that damned micro penis …and of course that Russia thing … like I said kids, sad …

p.s. The issue is NOT killing the league, no matter how many times it falls outta your pie hole fat boy, so how about you stfu and go back to what you do best-sucking off the public teat and being a racist like your daddy-after all, that’s who you truly are, right?
#PrisonBoundPrez

So, ANY chance these tweets even exist had the basketball and football players he references are white???

 

 

 

 

 

Pedophile or Democrat? … GOP: “Yup, let’s go with the pedo”

Top 10 Reasons the GOP Support an Accused Pedophile For Senate
10. Tax cuts for gazillionaires.
9. Tax cuts for gazillionaires.
8. Tax cuts for gazillionaires.
7. Tax cuts for gazillionaires.
6. Tax cuts for gazillionaires.
5. Tax cuts for gazillionaires.
4. Tax cuts for gazillionaires.
3. Tax cuts for gazillionaires.
2. The president and congress have gotten a grand total of ‘sweet fuck all’ done this year and really need a win. (plus the donors have been telling them “get us our tax breaks or “No dough for you!”
and,
1. The president himself is a serial sexual assaulter of women young and old, and he has no desire to be seen blaming his fellow abusers.

Know Your GOP …

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Well, the douche-rocket parade that likes to call itself the GOP is hittin’ it hard the last couple of days.

First up: Bad Touch Donnie Picks a Team …
Pussy grabbing daughter groper endorses child molester …
Hair Furor just stood on the lawn at the Whiter House and basically endorsed a pedophile for Senate because “we don’t need a liberal person in there, a Democrat.” He also added multiple times that Moore “denies” or “totally denies” the accusations against him and that “40 years is a long time.” Trump also declined to rule out campaigning for Moore. “I’ll be letting you know next week,” Trump said. This followed Kellyanne the Cons Way appearing on Faux Noise on Monday morning and effectively endorsed U.S. Senate candidate Roy Moore, a man who faces multiple accusations of sexual misconduct with teenage girls, including one involving a 14-year-old because it was more important to get the tax breaks for zillionaires passed than to stand against a child molester.
These people are the scum of the earth.

Trump’s standard for male guilt apparently is: “he says he didn’t do it, so I believe him.” Applies equally to Roy Moore and Vlad Putin. Joy Reid‏


Next on the agenda today: “They’re brown, screw ‘em all!”
Renowned hate elf Jefferson Beauregard Sessions lll and his pal “the Glorious Leader” Sum Dim Phuc” have decided that it’s time to tell 59,000 Haitians, currently living legally in the United States, to self-deport. The Trump administration’s moves to strip TPS from immigrants,  including ending it for Nicaraguans and Sudanese, and punting on a decision about TPS for 57,000 Hondurans, are a sharp break from previous administrations. The average stay for these people has been just over 13 years, and now Trump and his bigoted buddies have decided that they have to leave?
Again, in referring to Mr. Trump and his allies, these people are the scum of the earth.


We also have: Fascism 101: Be Nice To Me, Kiss My Ass, and Do What I Say, Or Else
1.
The Justice Department has officially filed a lawsuit against AT&T in an effort to stop the company’s merger with Time Warner.
According to Brian Stelter at CNN — a brand owned by Time Warner — “the lawsuit, filed in federal court in Washington, D.C., on Monday, is an unusual challenge to the $85 billion deal, which was announced by the two companies more than a year ago. AT&T says it will fight the case in court.”
Previously, On Wednesday afternoon, The Financial Times reported that President Trump’s Justice Department told communications giant AT&T and media company Time Warner that to go ahead with their proposed merger, Time Warner must sell Turner Broadcasting, which includes CNN.
The proposal immediately set off alarm bells for critics of President Trump, since he has repeatedly targeted the network for its coverage. So, is Trump using his Justice Department to send a warning, or is this a legitimate antitrust dispute?
My money is ALL on “Trump is using the Justice Department to punish his enemies.”
2. The previously mentioned hate elf and All America Team Racist star Jefferson Beauregard Sessions lll has decided that, after much prodding by his boss Tang Ridiculous, he should probably be looking into the criminality of all things Clinton, even going so far as to be looking into setting up a special prosecutor to go after Hillary, Bill, the Dems and all things anti Trump.
Can y’all say “obstruction of justice and abuse of power?
I knew ya’ could.
3. A day after LaVar Ball, the outspoken father of the basketball players LiAngelo and Lonzo Ball, played down President Trump’s involvement in getting LiAngelo safely out of China without any criminal charges, the president fired back in his usual poutrage filled manner on Twitter.

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Trump’s tweets were a response to an interview with ESPN in which LaVar Ball cast doubt on how much Trump had been involved in freeing LiAngelo, a freshman at U.C.L.A, and two of his teammates after they were arrested during a team trip to China earlier this month.
“Who?” LaVar Ball said when asked about Trump’s involvement.

What the fuck is wrong with this man?
This whole episode just goes to show that Trump has NO interest in being president. He only seeks adulation and congratulations with a healthy helping of fawning tossed in.
What a fucking child.
Doesn’t he have some presidenting to do or something?
Does anyone really believe that Trump would have anything to say at all if the three kids were white?


Speaking of “if they were white …”
Trump Calls For NFL To Suspend Marshawn Lynch Next Time He Sits For National Anthem
The running back sat for “The Star-Spangled Banner” and stood for Mexico’s national anthem before Sunday’s game and Trump, as always when the people are involved aren’t the right shade, he went off …
The Raiders played the New England Patriots on Sunday in Mexico City. After pre-game photos of Lynch went viral, Trump suggested on Twitter that the running back be suspended the next time he sits for the U.S. anthem.

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Aside from the fact that this kind of interference in a private citizen’s life and work by a president is an impeachable offense, the thin skinned behavior is about as childish, embarrassing and un-presidential as it can get.


Puerto Rico: Puerto fucking Rico!!!!
Puerto Rico: Puerto fucking Rico!!!! Puerto Rico: Puerto fucking Rico!!!! Puerto Rico: Puerto fucking Rico!!!! Puerto Rico: Puerto fucking Rico!!!! Puerto Rico: Puerto fucking Rico!!!! Puerto Rico: Puerto fucking Rico!!!! Puerto Rico: Puerto fucking Rico!!!! Puerto Rico: Puerto fucking Rico!!!! Puerto Rico: Puerto fucking Rico!!!! Puerto Rico: Puerto fucking Rico!!!!
And, from the white house?
Crickets.


Christian Activist Flip Benham: Roy Moore Dated Teens Because There’s Something About Their Purity
“I think that, number one, you need to understand, 40 years ago, what the Sitz im Leben was like in Alabama. Judge Roy Moore graduated from West Point and then went on into the service, served in Vietnam and then came back and was in law school. All of the ladies, or many of the ladies that he possibly could have married were not available then, they were already married, maybe, somewhere.
“So he looked in a different direction and always with the [permission of the] parents of younger ladies. He did that because there is something about a purity of a young woman, there is something that is good, that’s true, that’s straight and he looked for that.”

Wow … just fucking wow.


“I think we can make a buck here, plus, we can control the kids!”
These fuckers just can’t seem to quit on this whole fascist/authoritarian wet dream of controlling and completely monetizing the Internet. Federal Communications Commission (FCC) Chairman Ajit Pai will reportedly seek to completely repeal net neutrality rules put in place under former President Obama, according to a Monday report. Instead of getting into this in any more detail than necessary, the following pic pretty much sums up where the Turd Reich is headed on this one …

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Rick Wiles: SNL’s ‘Come Back, Barack’ Sketch Was ‘Prepping The Public For The Revolution’
On his “TruNews” radio program yesterday, End Times broadcaster Rick Wiles warned that a recent “Saturday Night Live” skit in which three R&B singers begged Barack Obama to come back and be president again was really deep state propaganda designed to prepare Americans for the coming left-wing revolution.
“They’re prepping the public for the revolution,” Wiles said. “We’re going to topple Donald Trump, we’re going to bring back Barack Obama, we’re going to throw out the Constitution and we’re going to start a new country.”
“It confirms what I said a year ago, Barack Obama will run the country as a president in exile. All of this ‘Resist Trump’ garbage is all being directed by Barack Hussein Obama.”


Religious Right Extremists Head To Alabama To Defend Roy Moore Against ‘Homosexualist Gay Terrorism’

By Peter Montgomery

Anti-abortion activist Janet Porter drew a gaggle of Religious Right activists to Birmingham this afternoon for a press conference praising Alabama Republican Senate candidate Roy Moore, a portion of the more than 200 people she said have signed a new letter standing up for Moore after a spate of allegations that he made sexual advances on teenage girls.

The press conference, which Moore and his wife Kayla attended and Moore spoke at, featured effusive praise for Moore’s character and record and vehement denunciations of the “character assassination” Moore’s supporters say is being waged by his enemies. Speakers identified these enemies not only as the women accusing him of sexual misconduct (“lies” and “vile calumnies”), but also the “lynch mob media,” “gay terrorists,” “communist Democrats,” “anti-God Republicans,” and other enemies of life, liberty and the Ten Commandments.

Speakers included anti-abortion extremists like Flip Benham and Operation Save America’s Rusty Thomas, long-time Religious Right fringe figures and like Alan Keyes and Gordon Klingenschmitt, right-wing internet personalities like Activist Mommy, local pastors, and even Janet Porter’s mom, who is still furious about the way Republicans treated her daughter when she ran unsuccessfully for the Ohio state senate last year. Also speaking was Steve Hotze, a Texas activist who has been a major funder of Moore’s campaign, who Porter said had helped to organize the event.

One standout—both for being a non-Christian and for the intense ugliness of his anti-gay rhetoric—was Rabbi Noson Leiter, who denounced the “abomination” of marriage equality and “homosexualist gay terrorism and blackmail” and praised Moore for taking on “immoral Bible-hating millionaires” including “anti-god Republicans like McCain and Romney.” He said Noah’s flood “was triggered by societal recognition of same-gender marriage—so-called marriage.” Letier said, “We need Judge Moore to stand up to the LGBT transgender mafia, which legislates sins that the Bible brands abomination into public policy, thereby advancing laws that result in state-sanctioned abuse of children and adults alike.”

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The Week So Far

To recap: Republicans and their friends on the right are currently defending an accused pedophile in order to save a Senate seat, that they basically stole, so that they can push through an enormous tax cut for the rich on the backs of the poor and middle class, because it’s the only victory their leader, another sexual predator, may get after colluding with Russia to steal the 2016 Presidential election, and so that they may continue to receive their thirty pieces of silver from their benefactors.
Yup, ’bout covers it so far ,,,

That Kid Ain’t Right In The Head … Part 9938-B

Of course Donnie Douche has to weigh in.
Because RIP Irony.
Because hypocrisy and shame are not part of his makeup
(or his vocabulary for that matter)
Because: projection.
Because ‘Obama Jealousy Syndrome’ beats on Donnie like a rented mule.
But, as always the peeps weighed in.

also see: Whole Lotta Grabbin’ Goin’ On

 

 

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Whole Lotta Grabbin’ Goin’ On

BREAKING … TRUMP ‘PUSSY GRABBING’ PICTURE SURFACES

proving trump likes to grab em
Bad Touch Donnie seen here showing fellow assaulter Slick Willie how he “grabs ‘em”

Washington, D.C.: A picture of President Donald J. Trump actually ‘grabbing a pussy’ as he put it, has surfaced. It shows ‘Bad Touch Donnie, the TicTac Man’ grabbing fellow serial assaulter Slick Willie Clinton while what appears to be their secret service teams stood watch. It appears at this time that the two men met to discuss and compare notes on their respective techniques. Neither side has commented as of yet on the picture. Watch this space for future developments on this story.

Donnie Who?

DN_KMxFU8AADXAxScary Huckleberry Slanders at the newly renamed Whiter House presser tomorrow afternoon:
“I have a short statement regarding the ‘fake news’ that seemed to be swirling around the Whiter House while the President was on his historic, never before seen, majestically beautiful and God guided trip through Asia where he spent time with his favorite dictators and murderers. He also was able to spend some quality bonding (bondage?) time meeting with his mentor, idol and current lover Vladimir Putin in between greeting the tens, if not hundreds, of millions of adoring fans who lined the streets everywhere he went. These WERE the biggest crowds EVER to greet a president of the United States ANY WHERE at ANY TIME, period! And the crowds were literally thousands of times larger than any crowd that bla Obama guy got.
Anyways, my statement …
With regards to the latest fake news reports regarding this Donald J. Trump Jr. person.
Don Jr was a member of the Trump family for only a very, very short period of time. He was a volunteer, low level member who had no title, assigned duties or official position. We all know that he is, at best, a distant 3rd favorite to present wife Ivanka and a KFC Barrel, not necessarily in that order, and the Whiter house would contend that even Eric and very occasionally Tiffany were more favored by the Glorious Leader.
He would occasionally get covfefe and make copies. It was really low level involvement. And it was definitely NOT a Keurig. He was just a drifter that we allowed to sleep on the couch occasionally, and we’re really not sure that we’d recognize him even if we bumped into him in an elevator in the Whiter House residence. The president stands by his statement that it is nothing more than coincidence that he and ‘this grifter’ have a name that is somewhat similar, and that he is probably nothing more than a Clinton deep state ‘plant’ inserted into the Whiter House by Hillary URANIUM ONE! Clinton and Barrack HUSSEIN! Obama to destroy the new Emperor. The president has people, on the ground in Hawaii ,looking into this and apparently you won’t believe what they are finding. Also, that Michael Jackson impersonator you’ve all seen with the Emperor the last few months is actually his ‘wife’ and is NOT an escort (at least according to her lawyers). I hope that that finally clears that up for all of  you members the corrupt, fake media. We will no longer be taking questions after the daily pressers as our lawyers have advised us that all this lying may actually come back to bite us on the ass during the imminent impeachment and criminal legal hearings.”


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