Resident of the USA Donnie Bad Touch Holds Another Presser

Claiming that he wanted to further “explain his support for Nazis and the ‘white is right’ crowd” Donnie Bad Touch held another presser before heading off for some photo ops with various figures at the local wax museum (Hitler, Stalin, Mussolini, Baby Doc and Idi Amin).

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Donnie Bad Touch seen here explaining his latest “I Love Nazis” speech.

Pathetic Little Man Shakes Fist At Sky

The Racist in Chief, Bad Touch Donnie went into full tantrum mode today as he defended his racist pals and their ideology … what a punk.
It’s time to start talking 25th amendment Mitch … and Paul, you in, or are ya’ staying with the racist until the end? … and Paul, Mitch, that’s soon ….

#pathetic
#racistPrez

Laughter Is The Best Medicine

Trump Suggests He Could Handle Press Briefings Instead Of Sean Spicer

The president raised the idea of ending daily briefings by his press secretary and holding a press conference himself every two weeks.
President Donald Trump on Friday floated an alternative to his press secretary’s traditional daily press briefings: Himself.
During an interview with Fox News host Jeanine Pirro, to air on Saturday, Trump suggested he moves too quickly for his communications staff. One solution, he said, is “we don’t have press conferences.”
“You don’t mean that,” Pirro responded.
“Well, just don’t have them,” Trump said. “Unless I have them every two weeks and I do them myself, we don’t have them. I think it’s a good idea.”

Oh please, please, please … c’mon … you can do it!
Pretty Pleeeease …..

Alternative Presser

I’m old enough to remember when ‘fake news’ and ‘alternative facts were just called Fox News.

I just finished fact checking Trump’s press conference and couldn’t find any. So, there’s that.
TL;DR on the presser: Trump speech: “There’s nothing wrong here, move along. It ain’t my fault. #BlameObama Period!” And then he finished up with “all black people look the same and know each other” followed by proclaiming his usual “everybody’s a liar but me”, “I’m not ranting and raving” and a quick “black people are dangerous.”

And, for those of you who either can’t read or are unwilling to (yeah MAGA kids, I’m talkin’ to you), here is a quick pictorial that will pretty much cover everything Trump said at today’s stressor presser …

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