here come the crazies …

how come all the right wing crazies have such an enormously huge ego and over inflated opinion of themselves? …
and boy it didn’t take long for the conspiracy theorists the right like to call investigators to come crawling out of their deep, dark and dank holes on this one …
wonder how long before the orly taitz gang comes riding over the hill screaming and ranting that “obama is a murderer? …
sherriff joe arpaio, the delusional and egomaniacal media whore from arizona is at it again …
and by “at it” I mean lying and dealing out hyperbolic innuendo to get his fat, not so bright, media whoring ass in the news again …
first we got to sit through his factually bereft and self aggrandizing press conference wherein he claimed that the obama birth certificate is an obvious fraud, and now he’s trying to imply that the death of right wing liar and douche bag andrew breitbart was somehow caused by president obama or his people …
(yeah, I know, mom said to never speak ill of the departed, but seeing as all breitbart ever did was speak ill of others … well … seems kinda apropos, and I don’t feel so bad after all)
kinda reminds me of the same conspiracy theorist bullshit we all had to sit through with the “clintons are murderers” diatribes that went on back in the “bill got a blowjob” days …
oh no!!!! … the prez got a hummer, what will become of america!!! …
as I’ve said before, if the prez didn’t get a little secret servicing in the oral office, THEN I’d be worried …
jesus h. christ … give me a break …
when are these morons going to wake the hell up and realize that they’re truly nuts and get some good psychiatric help? … someone is obviously not taking their meds …
and can someone please explain to me just who the audience that they are trying to play to is? …
also, where is this so called “obama footage and tapes” that the glenn becks and arpaios and breitbarts keep referring to every time they want to take another unproven and fact starved shot at “that black guy in their white house”? …
I keep hearing about it, and it’s always “on the way” …
it just never seems to arrive …
hmmm …
faux noise should be running a “news” special by the weekend …

obama, murderer in chief? – a faux noise super special” …
with special “expert” guests donald “gasbag” trump and orly “squirrely” taitz

my money’s on glenn beck coming back to host/rant/cry his way through it …

you just know that somewhere way down below the mason dixon line some redneck in a badly stained wife-beater is combing out his greasy mullet and brushing his tooth while he mutters angrily to himself about “that foreigner in the white house” …
and then he’s gonna grab his white hood as he heads out his trailer door, and climbs into some wreck of a pickup to make the journey north with his buddies billy-joe-ray-bob and tommy-bob-billy-joe and some old three legged dog name blue …

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